WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 16, 2025
Here’s The Story….
My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened to him back in the early days of his practice.
He said a woman brought her baby to see him, and he determined right away that the baby had an earache.
He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, “Put two drops in right ear every four hours”
and he abbreviated “right” as an R with a circle around it.
Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache,
and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil.
The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the pharmacist
had typed the following instructions on the label:
“Put two drops in R ear every four hours.” 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Year, (noun) A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.”
-Ambrose Bierce’s DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of
a good example.” –Mark Twain
“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re
going and hook up with them later.” -Mitch Hedberg
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The boss joined a group of his workers in the company break room and told a joke
he’d heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Dewey.
When he noticed that he was getting no reaction from Dewey, the boss said,
“What’s the matter, Dewey? No sense of humor?”
“My sense of humor is fine,” he said. “But I don’t have to laugh.
I’m quitting tomorrow.” 😲😲
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
“A mother. A daughter. Three possible fathers. Take a trip down the aisle you’ll never forget.”
is the tagline for which 2008 musical movie?
Answer: Mamma Mia!
In “Mamma Mia”, Sophie lived on a beautiful island with her mother, Donna. Sophie never knew who her dad was
so prior to her wedding, she went through her mother’s diary and invited all three possible fathers to her wedding. Difficulty: Easy.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day!
Who played a swashbuckling pirate in “Captain Blood” (1935) and “The Sea Hawk”(1940)?
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have the initial sounds switched to form new words. For example, “churning bear” is a spoonerism for “burning chair” (note that the pairs do not have to be spelled the same – only sound the same). From the definitions below, can you figure out the spoonerism pairs?
- Thumper’s cellphone…mis-named nerve.
- Where to buy a mallard…jammed portal.
- Grizzly relative…two pin-lovers.
- Sad iguana…Merlin slam-dunking.
- Wasp accelerates…Half a six-pack.
ANSWER: 1. Bunny phone…funny bone.
- Duck store…stuck door.
- Polar bear…bowler pair.
- Weeping lizard…leaping wizard.
- Bee throttles…three bottles.
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
You are driving on a road when suddenly lightning strikes right in front of you. When you can see again,
there are three doors to the side of the car. One has 5 million dollars behind it, one has fame
(when you walk through it you will become famous instantly), and the last one has
your dream vacation place. Which door do you go through first?
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