WELCOME to TUESDAY MAY 20, 2025
Heres The Story….
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted
each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.
The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”
Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”
“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and
this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him,
‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'” 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A package of salad mix that was sold in a Florida Walmart was found to contain a dead bat.
This is shocking news – someone shopping at Walmart bought a salad.” -Conan O’Brien
“According to a new report, Amazon is now worth twice as much as Walmart. In response,
Walmart announced that they’re planning to open a second checkout lane.” -Seth Meyers
“There is a new trend in U.K. corporate policy where employees are being given paid time off
so that they can acclimate a new pet to their home. They’re calling it ‘pawternity’ leave. Paid
time off for pets should not be a thing. Here is how that discussion should go: ‘Excuse me, boss,
I want to get a new dog, but I need a week off to bond with the animal.’
And your boss goes, ‘Oh, OK, cool. You’re fired.'” -James Corden
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Are you all right?” my seatmate on the plane asked,
after noticing tears roll down my cheeks.
“I’m flying my husband’s ashes home for burial,” I explained,
“and it just struck me that this will be our last trip together.”
“I know how you feel,” she said. “I had my horse for 20 years
and just put him to sleep last week.”
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which actor played Maximus Decimus Meridius in “Gladiator” (2000) and John Nash in “A Beautiful Mind” (2001)?
Answer: Russell Crowe!
Russell Crowe was born in New Zealand. His portrayal of the role of Maximus Decimus in “Gladiator” earned him an Oscar for the Best Actor award. In “A Beautiful Mind”, he played John Nash, a mathematician who suffered from schizophrenia. Difficulty: Very Easy.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!
In ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ what did the seven dwarfs do for a job?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
“Uncle Jimmy, we’re studying Norse mythology and I keep forgetting some of the names, can you help?” Andrew asked.
“Certainly,” Jimmy replied, “let’s pick a few to start with: Odin, his wife Frigg,
Thor, and Tyr. You really already know these names, or at least the Anglo-Saxon equivalent.
Woden is the Anglo-Saxon equivalent of Odin, the wise, one-eyed, chief god.
Frige is the Anglo-Saxon equivalent of Frigg, the goddess of clouds and sky.
Thunor is the Anglo-Saxon equivalent of Thor, the god of thunder.
Tiw is the Anglo-Saxon equivalent of Tyr, the god of war and battle.”
“Sorry, but those names don’t seem any more familiar,” Andrew protested.
“What if I told you those four names are related to the sun, the moon, and the planet Saturn?”
“What? That’s even more confusing.”
“Final clue, they are the basis of a naming system that we use every day.”
In what way are these names commonly used about which Andrew should be aware?
ANSWER: They are the basis for our names of the days of the week.
Sunday – Sunnandaeg – Sun’s day
Monday – Monandaeg – Moon’s day
Tuesday – Tiwesdaeg – Tiw’s day
Wednesday – Wodnesdaeg – Woden’s day
Thursday – Thunresdaeg – Thunor’s day
Friday – Frigedaeg – Frige’s day
Saturday – Saeternesdaeg – Saturn’s day
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Jennifer and four of her friends are members of “Friends of The Bard”, a Shakespeare fan club. The last meeting of the year is tomorrow morning, and each member is coming dressed as her favorite character and will read a passage from her favorite play. Everyone signed up to bring refreshments. Unfortunately, Jennifer’s mischievous cat spread chocolate icing (from Jennifer’s refreshment) all over the sign up sheets and she can’t read it! Can you help her determine the full name of each member, their favorite characters, their favorite plays, and what refreshment they signed up to bring?
First names: Cheryl, Jennifer, Marilyn, Patty, Stacey
Last names: Carlson, Jameson, Malone, Pennington, Sullivan
Characters: Ariel, Kate, Mercutio, Ophelia, Puck
Plays: Hamlet, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Romeo and Juliet, The Taming of the Shrew, The Tempest
Refreshments: Brie, chips and dip, crackers, cupcakes, soda.
- No one’s first name begins with the same letter as their last name.
- No one is bringing a snack that begins with the same letter as their first or last name.
- The five members are Cheryl, Ms. Malone, the one who is bringing Brie, the one whose favorite character is Puck, and the one whose favorite play is The Tempest.
- Ms. Sullivan, who is not Marilyn (whose favorite play isn’t The Taming of the Shrew), once played Ophelia (who is not her favorite character) in her favorite play Hamlet.
- Cheryl’s favorite character reminds her of a certain red-haired mermaid.
- Ms. Jameson (who hates Romeo and Juliet) feels that she can relate to her favorite character Ophelia.
- The one who is bringing the chips and dip (who isn’t Marilyn) loves The Tempest.
- Patty loves the wit of Mercutio and can’t wait to read a monologue from Romeo and Juliet.
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