WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 21, 2025
Heres The Story….
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for:
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already
have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day
away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68
days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.
You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.
We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14
days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work and I’ll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Amazon Prime has made it possible to have beer and wine delivered to your home by
Alexa. All you have to do is say the phrase, ‘Alexa, Daddy’s sad.'” -Conan O’Brien 😂🤣
“In international news, police in Italy have arrested 10 people for stealing more than $250,000
in fine wine and gourmet cheese. Yes, their motive is they were hosting a book club. When the
police caught them, they said the thieves were armed and extremely constipated.” -James Corden
“A new study suggests that not all psychopaths are bad. ‘Thank you,’ said
people who pour the milk in before the cereal.” -Seth Meyers
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My ten-month-old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place.
My wife who was trying to feed her said to me, “Straighten her up.”
I looked at my daughter and said, “What are you doing with your life? Do you want to
be this way forever? It’s time to grow up and take some responsibility.”
My wife hasn’t asked me to help with her since. 😲😲
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ what did the seven dwarfs do for a job?
Answer: Miners!
‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ was released December 21, 1937 and the seven dwarfs mined for diamonds.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Roy Rogers: what was the name of his dog?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Jennifer and four of her friends are members of “Friends of The Bard”, a Shakespeare fan club. The last meeting of the year is tomorrow morning, and each member is coming dressed as her favorite character and will read a passage from her favorite play. Everyone signed up to bring refreshments. Unfortunately, Jennifer’s mischievous cat spread chocolate icing (from Jennifer’s refreshment) all over the sign up sheets and she can’t read it! Can you help her determine the full name of each member, their favorite characters, their favorite plays, and what refreshment they signed up to bring?
First names: Cheryl, Jennifer, Marilyn, Patty, Stacey
Last names: Carlson, Jameson, Malone, Pennington, Sullivan
Characters: Ariel, Kate, Mercutio, Ophelia, Puck
Plays: Hamlet, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Romeo and Juliet, The Taming of the Shrew, The Tempest
Refreshments: Brie, chips and dip, crackers, cupcakes, soda.
- No one’s first name begins with the same letter as their last name.
- No one is bringing a snack that begins with the same letter as their first or last name.
- The five members are Cheryl, Ms. Malone, the one who is bringing Brie, the one whose favorite character is Puck, and the one whose favorite play is The Tempest.
- Ms. Sullivan, who is not Marilyn (whose favorite play isn’t The Taming of the Shrew), once played Ophelia (who is not her favorite character) in her favorite play Hamlet.
- Cheryl’s favorite character reminds her of a certain red-haired mermaid.
- Ms. Jameson (who hates Romeo and Juliet) feels that she can relate to her favorite character Ophelia.
- The one who is bringing the chips and dip (who isn’t Marilyn) loves The Tempest.
- Patty loves the wit of Mercutio and can’t wait to read a monologue from Romeo and Juliet.
ANSWER: Jennifer, Sullivan, Puck, Hamlet, cupcakes
Cheryl, Pennington, Ariel, The Taming of the Shrew, soda
Patty, Malone, Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet, crackers
Marilyn, Carlson, Kate, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Brie
Stacey, Jameson, Ophelia, The Tempest, chips and dip
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Grandpa Lowell is a carpenter with five granddaughters whom he absolutely adores. He wanted to do something very special for all of their upcoming birthdays and ended up taking on a very large task. He decided to hand craft rocking chairs for them, each from a different type of wood, each with their names embossed and a music box attached to each playing a different song. From the clues given, determine the age of the granddaughter, the type of wood used, and the melody the chair played.
Girls: Amanda, Bonnie, Christine, Sylvia, Tanya
Age: 2, 3, 4, 6, 8
Wood: Birch, Cherry, Mahogany, Maple, Oak
Melody: “The Big Rock Candy Mountain,” “Rock-A-Bye Baby,” “Rock-A My Soul,” “Rock Me Gently,” “Rock of Ages”
- The oak chair was made for a girl who is exactly twice as old as Amanda (who isn’t four years old). Sylvia isn’t the intended recipient of the oak chair. The birch chair wasn’t built for the eight-year-old (who isn’t Christine).
- The mahogany rocker will be given to the child who is exactly twice as old as Bonnie, but younger than the at least one other child. The six-year-old isn’t the intended recipient of the chair that plays “Rock Me Gently”.
- The music box that plays “Rock-A My Soul” is attached to the chair made for the grandchild who is exactly twice as old as Sylvia. Bonnie is exactly half as old as the intended recipient of the chair whose music box plays “Rock-A-Bye Baby”.
- The chair that has the music box that plays “Rock of Ages” will be presented to the three-year-old, while the two-year-old is getting the cherry-wood chair.
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