WELCOME to THURSDAY MAY 22, 2025

Heres The Story….
My husband David’s colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest
room by a faulty lock. When he was finally discovered, David and another worker were able
to open the door with some difficulty. The lock was still jammed, so they blocked the door
open while a maintenance worker was called. A bit later, David noticed the door was closed
again. He jiggled the doorknob and a voice from inside called, “Get me out!”
“Don’t worry,” David replied, “Maintenance should be sending somebody.”
“They did,” said the voice. 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating too much pizza.
The study was explained in a pie chart which children immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien

“The mayor of Boston actually had to issue a statement telling residents to stop
jumping from their second-story windows and rooftops into giant piles of snow.
Do NOT do that at home…unless you have a camera ready.” -Jimmy Fallon

“United Airlines just announced a new plan where you will have to pay to store a carry-on
in the overhead bin. What’s next? ‘In case of a water landing, your seat can be used as a
flotation device for only $129. Major credit cards accepted.'” -James Corden

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While watching my grandson’s baseball game, I saw a young mother
with her toddler on one of those child leashes.
She was talking with another mom about an incident that happened earlier that morning.
Her little Chihuahua was sick, and she had raised people’s eyes as she walked
into the vet’s office with her dog in her arms and her child on a leash.
All I could think was, “What’s wrong with this picture!” 😲😲

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Roy Rogers: what was the name of his dog?

Answer: Bullet!
Bullet was a German Shepherd dog who starred with
Roy in over one hundred movies. Difficulty: Average.

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!
What iconic object does Taylor discover at the end of the original “Planet of the Apes” movie?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Grandpa Lowell is a carpenter with five granddaughters whom he absolutely adores. He wanted to do something very special for all of their upcoming birthdays and ended up taking on a very large task. He decided to hand craft rocking chairs for them, each from a different type of wood, each with their names embossed and a music box attached to each playing a different song. From the clues given, determine the age of the granddaughter, the type of wood used, and the melody the chair played.

Girls: Amanda, Bonnie, Christine, Sylvia, Tanya

Age: 2, 3, 4, 6, 8

Wood: Birch, Cherry, Mahogany, Maple, Oak

Melody: “The Big Rock Candy Mountain,” “Rock-A-Bye Baby,” “Rock-A My Soul,” “Rock Me Gently,” “Rock of Ages”

1. The oak chair was made for a girl who is exactly twice as old as Amanda (who isn’t four years old). Sylvia isn’t the intended recipient of the oak chair. The birch chair wasn’t built for the eight-year-old (who isn’t Christine).
2. The mahogany rocker will be given to the child who is exactly twice as old as Bonnie, but younger than the at least one other child. The six-year-old isn’t the intended recipient of the chair that plays “Rock Me Gently”.
3. The music box that plays “Rock-A My Soul” is attached to the chair made for the grandchild who is exactly twice as old as Sylvia. Bonnie is exactly half as old as the intended recipient of the chair whose music box plays “Rock-A-Bye Baby”.
4. The chair that has the music box that plays “Rock of Ages” will be presented to the three-year-old, while the two-year-old is getting the cherry-wood chair.

ANSWER: Bonnie, 2, cherry, “Rock Me Gently”
Amanda, 3, birch, “Rock of Ages”
Sylvia, 4, mahogany, “Rock-A-Bye Baby”
Christine, 6, oak, “The Big Rock Candy Mountain”
Tanya, 8, maple, “Rock-A My Soul”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
The following are colloquialisms/idioms written in their literal form. Try to find all four.

Example: A Panthera Pardus is incapable of altering its texture. (A leopard can’t change its spots)

1. A colorless crystalline carbon existing within an uncouth environment.
2. Descending in the manner of the order of Diptera.
3. A late pop singer has departed from the premises.
4. To be delivered by metallic object that brings forth a great ringing noise.

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