WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 23, 2025

Here’s The Story…. My husband and I decided to take our two children, then ages seven and three, to our favorite “adult” restaurant for the first time. The younger child refused to stay in her seat and danced around our table.  Her sister, tears rolling down her face, laughed loudly at the three-year-old’s antics and pounded the table. Beet-red with embarrassment, my husband warned them through clenched teeth, “If you don’t start behaving, you’ll never eat out with us again!” The man at the next table leaned over to his wife. “Look dear,” he said. “Quality time!” That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Two guys in New Hampshire were arrested after they tried to rob a group of people playing Bingo. Cops became suspicious when they saw a car driving away from the Bingo hall going more than 10 miles an hour.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Music duo Hall & Oates is reportedly suing a company over a cereal named Haulin’ Oats. Though the company says it’s totally different because in their cereal, oats is the star.” -Seth Meyers

“A new study says that women who drink moderate amounts of alcohol every day lose more weight than women that don’t drink at all. At least, that’s what your wife will slur to you after she forgets to pick up the kids from soccer practice.” -Jimmy Kimmel 

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. “No thank you.” she said politely. “This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I’m keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love.” “That must be rather difficult.” the man replied. “Oh, I don’t mind too much.” she said. “But, it has my husband pretty upset.” 

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  

What iconic object does Taylor discover at the end of the original “Planet of the Apes” movie? Answer: Statue of Liberty! Taylor is riding along the shore when he sees it, and angrily proclaims, “We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up!… ” The camera pans back to reveal the broken statue, half-sunk in the ocean, and we realise that he has been on Earth all along.  

Friday Movie Trivia of the day!  

Scientists in the film “Jurassic Park” recover dinosaur DNA from a mosquito that is preserved in what?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​

The following are colloquialisms/idioms written in their literal form. Try to find all four.

Example: A Panthera Pardus is incapable of altering its texture. (A leopard can’t change its spots)

1. A colorless crystalline carbon existing within an uncouth environment.

2. Descending in the manner of the order of Diptera.

3. A late pop singer has departed from the premises.

4. To be delivered by metallic object that brings forth a great ringing noise.

ANSWER:  1. A Diamond in the Rough–A term referring to someone with good character, but lacking social grace.

2. Dropping like flies–This means to lose attention or become bored easily. It can also mean for a large number of people to get sick very rapidly.

3. Elvis has left the building–It was an announcement made at the end of Elvis’ concerts to get fans to leave. It is now used when a major event has ended.

4. Saved by the bell–Now used when someone is in trouble, and is saved by an unrelated cause.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎

Moving only three toothpicks, can you make three identical squares from the arrangement below?

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