WELCOME to MONDAY MAY 26, 2025
Here’s The Story….
A homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.
“You did a great job.” he said and handed the man a check. “Also, as a bonus, here’s an extra
$100 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.”
Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. “What’s the matter,”
asked the homeowner, “did you forget something?”
“Nope.” replied the painter. “I’m just here to take your missus out to
dinner and a movie like you asked.” 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. So we
went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
When my wife gets upset, sometimes a simple ‘Calm down, Honey’ in a
soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.
“I think the bottom-line difference between being single and married is this:
When you’re single you’re as happy as you are. When you’re married, you can
only be as happy as the least happy person in the house.” –Tom Hertz
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on their hands and
knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
“What are they doing?” she asked the tour guide.
“Each year,” he replied with a grin, “the upperclassmen ask the freshmen
how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard.”
When they were out of earshot of the freshmen, the curious lady
asked the guide: “So, what’s the answer?”
The guide replied: “One.” 😲😲😁
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Scientists in the film “Jurassic Park” recover dinosaur DNA from a mosquito that is preserved in what?
Answer: amber! The amber in “Jurassic Park” is a golden color, which is the most common, but amber can come in many colors including blue and clear. It forms from tree resin (not sap) that has become fossilized. It is quite common to recover insects and even small animals that were trapped in the sticky stuff. Amber pieces are often polished and used as jewellery.
Monday Movie Trivia of the day!
What female star, who is a member of a famous acting family, played the little girl in “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial”?
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Moving only three toothpicks, can you make three identical squares from the arrangement below?
ANSWER: Move the toothpicks marked with grey into the positions marked with green.
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A museum has 5 wings: North, South, East, West, and Central. These wings are where the museum displays their traveling exhibits. One year 5 different exhibits came, each one to a different wing. From the clues below, determine the name of the traveling exhibit, what month it opened, how long it was on display, and what wing it was housed in.
1- East Wing hosted the Ancient Greek, an exhibition which opened later in the year than the one which lasted four months.
2- The first exhibit to go on display lasted for 3 months.
3- The exhibitions in North Wing opened in June.
4- Aztec was on display for a period of five months.
5- The six month touring exhibit was allocated to West Wing.
6- The exhibition starting in September ran for longer than the display of the Samurai.
7- The exhibition entitled Masada and Dead Sea Scrolls opened two months before the display in Central Wing; their duration differed by more than a month.
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