WELCOME to MONDAY MAY 27, 2025
Here’s The Story….
Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out
onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle.
A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale.
“No,” replied the gentleman, “my son just bought his first car and right now he’s getting ready
for a big date. He’ll be taking the car out soon to pick up the girl.”
“So what’s with all the stuff?” asked the neighbor.
“Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way every time I
came home from work, I wanted to make sure the driveway was ready for him.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Astronomers at NASA are saying that they discovered a new Earth-like planet that’s
only 4.2 light years away. I know, I reacted the exact same way as you did.
I don’t know how far that is either.” -James Corden
“KFC has come out with a sunscreen that makes you smell like fried chicken. Of course
if you want to smell like KFC, you could just ride around in any single guy’s car.” -Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two buddies were getting dressed in the locker room after a workout,
when the first man saw something that give him a bit of a shock.
“How long have you been wearing that bra?” the man asked his friend.
The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment of my car.”
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
What female star, who is a member of a famous acting family, played the little girl in “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial”?
Answer: Drew Barrymore!
Drew’s break out role was in “E.T.”. Difficulty: Very Easy.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Who played Scrooge in the movie “The Muppet Christmas Carol”?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A museum has 5 wings: North, South, East, West, and Central. These wings are where the museum displays their traveling exhibits. One year 5 different exhibits came, each one to a different wing. From the clues below, determine the name of the traveling exhibit, what month it opened, how long it was on display, and what wing it was housed in.
1- East Wing hosted the Ancient Greek, an exhibition which opened later in the year than the one which lasted four months.
2- The first exhibit to go on display lasted for 3 months.
3- The exhibitions in North Wing opened in June.
4- Aztec was on display for a period of five months.
5- The six month touring exhibit was allocated to West Wing.
6- The exhibition starting in September ran for longer than the display of the Samurai.
7- The exhibition entitled Masada and Dead Sea Scrolls opened two months before the display in Central Wing; their duration differed by more than a month.
ANSWER: In February the Masada and Dead Sea Scrolls display opened in South Wing for 3 months.
In April the Aztec display opened in Central Wing for 5 months.
In June the Samurai display opened in North Wing for 4 months.
In September King Tut opened in West Wing for 6 months.
In November the Ancient Greek opened in East Wing for 2 months.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Use the syllables in the sylalist to complete the clues below. Each clue gives how many syllables the answer of it has. Can you complete every question?
Sylalist: al, ag, er, ful, ga, hope, ig, im, ine, ize, loo, rand, re, rus, sa, wal
- Arctic marine mammal (2)
- Eskimo Home (2)
- Optimistic (2)
- Understand Clearly (3)
- Chore (2)
- Suppose (3)
- Long Narrative (2)
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