WELCOME to THURSDAY MAY 29, 2025
“YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY…”
“Everything Comes In Threes” – Not true. In reality, everything comes in ones. Sometimes, when
three “ones” come in a row, it seems like everything comes in threes. By the way, in medieval times,
it was widely believed that everything came in twenty-sixes. They were wrong, too.
It just took them longer to recognize the pattern.
“You Can’t Take It With You (when you die)” – Well…, that depends on what it is. If it’s your dark blue
suit, you can certainly take it with you. In fact, not only can you take it with you,
you can probably put some things in your pockets.
“You Learn Something New Every Day” – Actually, you learn something old every day. Just because you’ve
just learned it, doesn’t mean it’s new. Other people already knew it, Columbus is a good example of this.
“You Get What You Pay For” – Clearly this is not true. Have you been shopping recently? Only a very naive
person would believe that you get what you pay for. In point of fact, if you check your purchases carefully,
you’ll find that you get whatever they feel like giving you. And if corporations get any more powerful,
you soon might not even get that.
“NICE GUYS FINISH LAST” – Not true. Studies have shown that, on average, nice guys finish third in a field
of six. Actually, short guys finish last. By the way, in medieval times, it was widely believed that nice guys
finished twenty-sixth. You can see how limited those people were. 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Last week, Twitter introduced a ‘quality filter’ that gets rid of tweets that contain spam,
mean, or unwanted content. An hour later, Twitter filed for bankruptcy.” -Conan O’Brien
“Police in Australia are searching for a group of men seen releasing live crocodiles into
a school building. Though, if you ask me, they should probably be searching for the crocodiles.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study found that people with a lot of phobias are more likely to have health problems.
Or as those people put it, ‘I was afraid of that.'” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home, and I took my computer
down to the bar to do some work. I sat down at the bar and
I asked the bartender, “What’s the wifi password?”
Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.”
Me: “Okay, I’ll have a beer.”
Bartender: “We have Molsons Canadian on tap.”
Me: “Sure. How much is that?”
Bartender: “$8.00.”
Me: “Ok. Here you are. What’s the wifi password”
Bartender: “youneedtobuyadrinkfirst, no spaces and all lowercase.” 😲😲
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
The third installment (released 2009) of which film series is subtitled “Dawn of the Dinosaurs”?
Answer: Ice Age!
“Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” picks up where the second film “The Meltdown” left off. In the film, Manny, Ellie, Sid and Diego discover that they have been living near a bunch of dinosaurs and must deal with the problems that come with this discovery.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!
This holiday classic involving Macy’s and Kris Kringle was set in New York City during the Christmas
shopping season. What is the name of the movie?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Spring is here! All the gardens on Hilldale Avenue are ablaze with color from flowering bulbs. The five gardens are each filled with different flowers. Alice and her neighbors, including Taylor, planted their bulbs at different times last summer and fall. From the following clues, can you determine each neighbor’s first and last name, type of bulbs in each garden, each neighbor’s address and when their bulbs were planted?
First names: Alice, Bob, Carl, Denise, Evelyn
Last names: Stewart, Taylor, Upland, Vickers, Wilson
Addresses: 23, 24, 25, 26, 27
Bulbs: Tulips, Daffodils, Crocus, Snowdrops, Hyacinths
Planting Dates: Aug.30, Sept.10, Sept.26, Oct.2, Oct.31
- The 5 neighbors are Carl, the daffodil lady, Stewart, the neighbor who always plants last, and the one who resides at number 24.
- Ms. Wilson returned from her vacation on the last day of September, just in time to plant her bulbs at number 23 Hilldale Avenue.
- Vickers planted her bulbs after number 27 but long before the crocus went into the ground.
- Denise always plants her bulbs, which have an initial letter that is the same as the initial of her last name, on the date that corresponds with her address.
- Mr. Taylor gave out Halloween goodies for “Trick or Treat” on the same day that he planted his crocus bulbs.
- Alice Vickers dislikes the smell of hyacinths.
ANSWER: Alice Vickers, Tulips, Sept.10, No. 24
Bob Taylor, Crocus, Oct.31, No.25
Carl Upland, Hyacinths, Aug.30, No.27
Denise Stewart, Snowdrops, Sept.26, No. 26
Evelyn Wilson, Daffodils, Oct.2, No.23
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.
Group A
- Sharp
- Snaky
- Toner
- Agree
- Optic
- Neigh
- Rosin
Group B
- Singing voice
- Golf clubs
- Subject
- Stringed instruments
- Jointed device
- Type of beaver
- Americans overseas
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