WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 30, 2025
Hillbilly Moms Letter….
Dear Son, I’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.
Won’t be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers
with them for their house, so they wouldn’t have to change their address.
This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven’t seen ’em since.
It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.
The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with
them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn’t make the final payment on Grandma’s funeral bill, up she comes.
About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether if it is a boy or girls so dont know if you are an Aunt or Uncle???
Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned.
We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup.
One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety.
The other 2 drowned. They couldn’t get the tailgate down.
Not much more news this time.
Nothing much happened. If you don’t get this letter,
please let me know and I will send another one.
Love, Mom 😲😲
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That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Researchers are claiming that humans can only maintain close relationships with
five people. Which should make for an interesting Mother’s Day
for my mom and her six kids.” -Conan O’Brien
“Industry experts are speculating that Chipotle could be planning to add breakfast options.
Of course, Chipotle already has a breakfast option. It’s the half a burrito you woke up next to.” -Seth Meyers
“The U.S. Surgeon General released a statement this week that said more Americans should
start going on walks. Then to everyone’s surprise, he added, ‘Even if you’re just going
out to have a smoke. Just stand up for once.'” -Jimmy Fallon
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Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
This holiday classic involving Macy’s and Kris Kringle was set in New York City during the Christmas
shopping season. What is the name of the movie?
Answer: Miracle on 34th Street!
The original film was released in 1947 and featured the nine-year-old Natalie Wood as the little girl
who still believed in Santa Claus. The story was retold a few more times in made-for-TV and theatrical releases.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day!
Who directed the movie “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” (2005)?
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.
Group A
- Sharp
- Snaky
- Toner
- Agree
- Optic
- Neigh
- Rosin
Group B
- Singing voice
- Golf clubs
- Subject
- Stringed instruments
- Jointed device
- Type of beaver
- Americans overseas
ANSWER: 1. Harps (4)
- Yanks (7)
- Tenor (1)
- Eager (6)
- Topic (3)
- Hinge (5)
- Irons (2)
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Georges, Patrick, Charlis, Samuel and Bruno are five Frenchmen. Georges knows English and Chinese. Patrick knows Chinese and Japanese. Charlis knows Japanese and German. Samuel knows German and English. Bruno knows them all: English, Chinese, Japanese and German.
In how many ways can they sit in a row, such that any two neighboring persons have no problems in communication?
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