WELCOME to MONDAY JUNE 2, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A therapist has a theory that the more often couples make love, the happier they are. So he tests it
at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love 2 to 3 times a week?”
Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “How about once a week?” A third
of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few
hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”
One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked as
this lone aberration disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks,
“what are you so happy about?”
The man yells, “Today’s the day!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MNDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Authorities in Florida are searching for two men who left an injured alligator at a convenience
store. Said the alligator, ‘No, no, it’s cool. They said they’d see me later.'” -Seth Meyers

“Today is the first official day of summer. Right now, everyone’s thinking, ‘I’m gonna hike! I’m gonna
go camping! I’m gonna hit the beach!’ While Netflix is like, ‘Suuure you are.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“The FDA has approved a device for weight loss that sucks the food out of your stomach through
an abdominal incision. Or, you could just try a salad some time.” -Conan O’Brien

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
At an art gallery, a woman and her 10 year old son were having a tough time choosing
between two paintings. They finally chose and went with the autumn themed one.
“I see you prefer an autumn scene as opposed to a floral one,” said the gallery owner,
who happened to be nearby and witnessed the mother-son interaction.
“No,” said the boy. “This painting is wider, so it’ll cover the three holes I put in the wall.”

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Who directed the movie “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” (2005)?

Answer: Tim Burton!
“Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”, based on the book by Roald Dahl, was about a poor boy named Charlie who won a golden ticket, that permitted him to tour inside a magical chocolate factory. Tim Burton directed other films such as “Edward Scissorhands” (1993) and “Sweeney Todd” (2007). Difficulty: Average.

Monday Movie Trivia of the day!
A large, blond, goofy member of which extremely popular breed is Marley, “the worst dog in the world”?

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Georges, Patrick, Charlis, Samuel and Bruno are five Frenchmen. Georges knows English and Chinese. Patrick knows Chinese and Japanese. Charlis knows Japanese and German. Samuel knows German and English. Bruno knows them all: English, Chinese, Japanese and German.

In how many ways can they sit in a row, such that any two neighboring persons have no problems in communication?

ANSWER: 54321=120.
They are Frenchmen, and can all speak French. Therefore, any order is OK.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
The first lunar base was completed last year. One company, aptly named “Out Of This World Vacations”,
offers tourists a week-long visit to the Moon. The cost of such a vacation is extremely high.

“It was awesome! Wait till I show you the Moon rocks I brought back,”
Alex boasted as a crowd gathered around him on the school grounds.

“What’s going on here?” Kari whispered to the person beside her.

“Alex is telling us about his experience on the Moon.”

“I felt like an Olympian; I was able to jump more than a metre straight up!” The crowd was clearly impressed
so Alex continued. “There are no clouds and no light pollution from big cities, so there was an amazing view
of the stars. And while you were here, possibly watching the moonrise, I watched the earthrise – right
from when it was just visible on the horizon until it was overhead.”

“Why should we believe you actually went there?” one sceptic asked.

“I knew there would be doubters, so I brought back a few Moon rocks. I collected these while on a
moonwalk in the Sea of Tranquility. Hey, Jack, you collect rocks, this would be a stellar addition
to your rock collection! I’m willing to sell you a rock for only…”

“I’ve heard quite enough,” Kari interrupted. “Jack, save your money for your own vacation.”

What had Kari heard that indicated the story wasn’t true?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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