WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 4, 2025

Here’s The Story….
Rushing to get to the movies, my husband and I told the kids we had to leave “right now”at
which point our teenage daughter headed for the bathroom to apply makeup. Her dad yelled
for her to get in the car immediately, and headed for the garage grumbling.

On the way to the multiplex my husband glanced in the rearview mirror and caught our teen
applying lipstick and blush, which produced the predictable lecture. “Look at your mom,” he said.
“She didn’t put on any makeup just to go sit in a dark movie theater.”

From the back I heard, “Yeah, but Mom doesn’t need makeup.”

My heart swelling with the compliment, I turned back to thank this sweet, wonderful daughter
of mine just as she continued, “Nobody looks at her.” 😲😲

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I saw that Princess Charlotte went to her first day of nursery school yesterday. It was a
little intimidating for the other kids – like for ‘Show and Tell’ she brought Scotland.” -Jimmy Fallon

“An Arizona bank robber was recently arrested after he applied for a job with his local police
department. They busted him after they asked, ‘Where do you see yourself in five years?’
and he said, ‘In jail for robbing a bank.'” -Seth Meyers

“There are a lot of things to dislike about L.A.: traffic, pollution, people. But it’s important
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every morning, and B) I can wear the same pair of teal-colored
dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985.” -Jimmy Kimmel

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They are appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would
he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which state did Forrest Gump call home?

Answer: Alabama!
“We lived about a quarter mile of Route 17, about a half mile from the town of Greenbow, Alabama.” Tom Hanks earned the Best Actor Oscar in 1994 for playing the title role. He elected not to be paid a salary for the film, but took a share of the profits instead. Clever move. Bill Murray and John Travolta both turned down the role.

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!
What artist associated with the Moulin Rouge was portrayed on film in 1952 by Jose Ferrer and again nearly fifty years later by John Leguizamo?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
What is unusual about this following long sentence?

Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel and Ellen sinned.

ANSWER: It is one long palindrome!
A palindrome is something that can be read the same backwards and forwards.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Victor the Viking lived in a distant land inhabited by dragons and sea monsters.

The dragon population later became a threat to the kingdom. The King, who married Victor’s sister and made her his queen, announced a contest. The warrior who could kill the most number of dragons from sunrise to sunset of next Sunday would be declared winner and marry the King’s only daughter.

On the eve of the contest, Gringo the Gorgeous, first born of and heir to the King, slept early to conserve his energy with his sharpened ax beside him.

Victor the Viking, who almost forgot his ax and shield, rode his black gelding into the forbidden forest and camped there overnight to gain a headstart.

Abner the Able spent the night in his house sharpening his spatha and polishing his bronze shield. he had his squire prepare his stallion for the contest.

Brav the Bold woke up very late the morning of the contest and had to ride his horse like crazy to catch up with the others.

Igor the Terrible, the only warrior who used two weapons was able to kill 4 dragons with his ax and 5 dragons with his spear.

At the wedding dinner hosted by the king later that evening, the winner, who killed more than a half dozen dragons with his ax, and his proud parents were honored by the King.

The winner’s horse was castrated and retired from duty. The winner’s bronze shield was permanently displayed in the King’s Hall.

Who won the contest?

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