WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 11, 2025

Here’s The Story….
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating,
the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last week we went out to a
new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it.’

The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’

The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of that
flower you give to someone you love? You know…. The one that’s red and has thorns.’

‘Do you mean a rose?’

‘That’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled,
‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’ 😲😲

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Germany has just rolled out a new law banning hate speech. The law is tricky to
implement because everything sounds like hate speech when it’s spoken in German.” -Conan O’Brien

“Scientists have invented a way for you to change channels on your TV with gestures. Yeah,
it’s great for people who like watching sports completely still. ‘Wow! What a catch –
nobody move! Oh, now we’re watching Lifetime.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study has determined that people in relationships can detect infidelity in their partner’s
voice. Especially when their voice says, ‘You’re home early!'” -Seth Meyers

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was traveling through Georgia last summer and stopped at a little
backwoods country store. In the men’s room there was a handwritten
sign above the malfunctioning potty which said, “Please Wiggel Handel”.
Below that some wit had written, “If I do, will it wiggel Bach?”

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which hero have Errol Flynn, Kevin Costner, Patrick Bergin and Daffy Duck all portrayed, on either the big or small screen?

Answer: Robin Hood!
Errol Flynn appeared in “[The Adventures of] Robin Hood” (1938) with Olivia De Havilland; Kevin Costner in “Robin Hood – Prince of Thieves” (1991) with Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio; Patrick Bergin in the made-for-TV “Robin Hood” (1991) with Uma Thurman; and Daffy Duck in the theatrical short “Robin Hood Daffy” (1958) with Porky Pig.

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Which Pixar Animation Studios’ film featured a girl whose real name was Mary, but was called Boo by the film’s heroes?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
You are driving on a road when suddenly lightning strikes right in front of you. When you can see again, there are three doors to the side of the car. One has 5 million dollars behind it, one has fame (when you walk through it you will become famous instantly), and the last one has your dream vacation place. Which door do you go through first?

ANSWER: The car door!

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What phrase is represented below?

NME NME NME
NME I Am NME
NME NME NME

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