WELCOME to THURSDAY JUNE 12, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A Sunday School teacher wanted to use squirrels as an example of a diligent work
ethic and being prepared. She started the lesson by saying, “I’m going to describe
something, and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is.”
The children were excited to show her what they knew and leaned forward eagerly.

“I’m thinking of something that lives in trees and eats nuts.” No hands went up.
“It can be gray or brown and it has a long bushy tail.” The children looked around
the room at each other, but still no one raised a hand.

“It chatters and sometimes it flips its tail when it’s excited?”

Finally one little boy shyly raised his hand. The teacher breathed a sigh of relief
and said, “Okay, Michael. What do you think it is?”

“Well,” said the boy, “I know the answer’s supposed to be Jesus,
but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me.” 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Target announced that it will hire 100,000 seasonal employees during the holidays.
Ten of them will be on the register; the rest will wander around saying,
‘I don’t work in this department.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“California Gov. Jerry Brown is working on a plan to build two tunnels that will bring water
to Southern California. Of course, it’s California, so one tunnel is for flat water,
the other sparkling with lime.” -Conan O’Brien

“McDonald’s is unveiling something called a Nutella burger at its locations in Italy.
This goes against the traditional way of eating Nutella, which is with
two fingers in the dark while crying at 3 a.m.” -James Corden

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s jeans at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31,
and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head.
“I’m still wearing the 33s,” he said. “Come back next year.” 😲😲

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which Pixar Animation Studios’ film featured a girl whose real name was Mary, but was called Boo by the film’s heroes?

Answer: Monsters, Inc.!
Boo, the small girl who accidentally got into Monsteropolis, was voiced by a four year-old girl called Mary Gibbs, as was the character. She was found by Mike Wazowski (voiced by Billy Crystal) and John Sullivan (voiced by John Goodman).

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!
In the movie “First Blood”, who plays the role of Colonel Trautman, John Rambo’s former military trainer/commander?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What phrase is represented below?

NME NME NME
NME I Am NME
NME NME NME

ANSWER: I am surrounded by enemies.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
In a country, there are over 100 streets. Street 1 is named First Street, street 2 is named Second Street, and so on and so forth.

A traveller decides to walk through all these streets in the country. He could find all the streets except Street 62. No matter how hard he tried, he could not find it.

He later found that the locals had given the street another name.

What is the name?

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