WELCOME to MONDAY JUNE 16, 2025

Here’s The Story….
Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city.
One asked the other, “Your son go back to college yet?”
“Two days ago.”
“Hm. Mine’s a senior this year, so it’s almost over. In May, he’ll be an engineer.
What’s your boy going to be when he gets out of college?”
“At the rate he’s going, I’d say he’ll be about thirty.”
“No, I mean what’s he taking in college?”
“He’s taking every penny I make.”
“Doesn’t he burn the midnight oil enough?”
“He doesn’t get in early enough to burn the midnight oil.”
“Well, has sending him to college done anything at all?”
“Sure has! It’s totally cured his mother of bragging about him!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting drunk off
of alcohol. It’s perfect for the drinker who wants all the
calories of alcohol but none of the fun.” -Conan O’Brien

“A British tech company has debuted new technology that lets clothing store mannequins
talk about the outfit they are displaying. Said the inventor,
‘The idea came to me in a nightmare.'” -Seth Meyers

“A judge in New Jersey ruled that women can keep their husbands and boyfriends out of
the delivery room while they are in labor. When asked if they’d mind leaving the room,
the husbands and boyfriends were already gone.” -Jimmy Fallon

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A farmer was quoted in the Town Gazette as having “2,008 pigs.”
He showed up the next morning to declare to the editor,
“That’s a misprint! I didn’t say I have 2,008 pigs.
I told your reporter that I have 2 sows and 8 pigs.”

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In the movie “First Blood”, who plays the role of Colonel Trautman, John Rambo’s former military trainer/commander?

Answer: Richard Crenna!
Crenna was featured in over 100 movies during his long acting career. He was the winner of an Emmy in 1985 as well
as having three Golden Globe nominations. Sadly he died of pancreatic cancer in 2003

Monday Movie Trivia of the day!
In the movie “Forrest Gump”, what is Forrest’s girlfriend’s first name?

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
In a small cottage near the woods, five kittens were born. Their names were Purry, Whiskers, Mewler, Kiki, and Cayli. They each had different fur patterns, a certain favorite treat, and a secret hideout. There was a calico cat, a Siamese cat, a gray tabby cat, a black cat, and an orange cat. The foods they liked were one of the following: salmon, tuna, chicken, turkey, or shrimp. The places that they went to hide were the front porch, the forest, the roof, under the table, and behind the couch.

1. The kitten who often explored in the forest had a coat which allowed him to blend in with the shadows.
2. Purry liked to spy on the black cat from her secret hideout. She had a great view because of the height she had to climb to get to her hideout.
3. The two cats who liked fish liked to stay indoors. The two cats who liked poultry wanted to go outside but were afraid of the forest.
4. Cayli loved being outdoors, but she didn’t want to go too far away. She thought that Kiki and the Siamese cat were missing out on the sunlight.
5. Whiskers couldn’t stand the stench of shrimp and tuna.
6. The kitten with gray stripes bragged that she was the closest to the sun, but the orange cat believed that her spot allowed her to get plenty of sunlight.
7. Whenever the aroma of turkey reached her, Purry would quickly climb down and go back inside to get some.
8. The Siamese cat loved the fish that began with the same letter as his breed, and he would always sleep right beneath where this delicious fish was served.

ANSWER: Purry was a gray tabby cat; she liked to eat turkey and climb up on the roof.
Whiskers was a Siamese cat; he liked to eat salmon and sleep under the table.
Kiki was a calico cat; she liked to eat tuna and hide behind the couch.
Mewler was a black cat; he liked to eat shrimp and go in the forest.
Cayli was an orange cat; she liked to eat chicken and sleep on the front porch.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Starting with a one-letter word or abbreviation, add a letter and rearrange the letters to produce the next. A clue is given for each.

Maybe your car does 0 to 60 in 10 sec., but can you do this “0 to 10” in 60 sec.? Go on – get out the stopwatch!

The hint provides the starting letters of the even numbered words.

1. Ford model, known as “Tin Lizzie”
2. @
3. Traitor (slang)
4. Not before the horse, please!
5. Track down; discover
6. Collected by bees
7. Convinced, beyond any doubt
8. Completed in 6 days, according to Genesis
9. “Ashes to ashes”
10. Power and authority; significance

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