WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 18, 2025
Here’s The Story….
Marvin found the following ransom note slipped under his front door.
“Bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of your country club tomorrow at 10:00 AM
if you ever want to see your wife alive again.”
But it was well after 1:00 PM by the time he arrived at the designated meeting
spot. A masked man stepped from behind a bush and demanded,
“You’re three hours late. What took you so long?”
“Give me a break!” said Marvin, pointing to his scorecard. “I’m a 27 handicap.” 😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Today, Mark Zuckerberg – who dropped out of Harvard University after his sophomore year –
gave a commencement speech to Harvard’s graduating class.
Zuckerberg began the speech with, ‘Hello, suckers.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study from Harvard says you can reduce the risk of a potentially fatal heart condition
by eating six bars of chocolate a week. Yeah. It reduces the chance of a heart attack because
once you give up being in shape, you have way less stress.” -James Corden
“A new report recommends that couples who live together should do chores together.
And for some couples, everything they do together is a chore.” -Seth Meyers 😲😲
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
In the British documentary 56 Up, a man shared that he had earned a law degree
at Oxford. Then, in his thick English accent, he proudly proclaimed that he was now a “barrister.”
My 13-year-old daughter wasn’t impressed. “So,” she said, “he spent all that effort
getting an Oxford law degree, and now he works at Starbucks?” 😲😲
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
What is Indiana Jones’ real first name?
Answer: Henry!
Indiana is the nickname of archeology professor Henry Jones, Jr., who ditches his nerdy professor get-up in favour of the familiar adventurer outfit and whip while he’s out in the field. The character was created by George Lucas and Steven Spielberg. The name ‘Indiana’ came from George Lucas’ dog.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!
What American played Asian sleuth Charlie Chan in at least six movies in the 1940s?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Over a ten year period a truck was owned by 4 consecutive men, each a master of a different trade in a different city. From the following clues, identify the first and last names of the owners and the order in which they owned the truck. Also, each man’s trade, where he worked, and the duration that he owned the truck.
- Mike owned the truck for 3 years.
- The plumber bought the truck new.
- Smith did not work in Newark.
- The fourth man owned the truck for the least amount of time, and was not the electrician.
- The third owner’s last name was Jones.
- Joe worked in Chicago. He sold the truck to the man who owned it for 4 years.
- Tom, the painter, did not work in Boston.
- Pat’s last name is Reilly.
- The mason from New York sold the truck to Kelly.
ANSWER: Joe Smith, plumber, Chicago, 2 years.
Pat Reilly, electrician, Boston, 4 years.
Mike Jones, mason, New York, 3 years.
Tom Kelly, painter, Newark, 1 year.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Five parents pick up their children at the Parkway Elementary School every Tuesday to bring the
kids to their after school activity. Five children all attended a different after school activity and
their parents always arrive at different times (between 3:00 pm and 3:30 pm).
Child’s name: Colleen, Donald, Josh, Margie, and Mary
Parent’s name: Ann, Capri, Kathy, David and Lynne
Last Name: Dobson, Holden, Johnson, Steinway, and Walsh
Times picked up: 3:00, 3:10, 3:20, 3:25, and 3:30
Activities: ballet, chess, fencing, football, and hiking.
Determine each child’s full name, the first name of the parent picking them up (all the parents’ last
names are the same as their child’s), the time each was picked up, and the activity each child is being brought to.
- Margie’s best friend’s mother, Mrs. Dobson, arrived before Kathy came to pick up her son. Mrs. Walsh picked up her daughter for fencing.
- Josh Steinway loved football as much as Donald liked chess and they both liked being the last two to be picked up.
- David Holden picked up his daughter for her hiking as soon as he could, but Lynne was always there before he was.
- Margie liked being the first one picked up but she didn’t take ballet or hiking.
- Lynne’s daughter was not Margie.
- In order of their departure from school: Ann, the girl who took ballet, Mary Holden, the boy who took football, and Capri Johnson.
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