WELCOME to FRIDAY JUNE 20, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A Sunday School teacher wanted to use squirrels as an example of a diligent work ethic and
being prepared. She started the lesson by saying, “I’m going to describe something, and I want
you to raise your hand when you know what it is.” The children were excited to show
her what they knew and leaned forward eagerly.
“I’m thinking of something that lives in trees and eats nuts.” No hands went up. “It can be gray
or brown and it has a long bushy tail.” The children looked around the room at each other,
but still no one raised a hand.
“It chatters and sometimes it flips its tail when it’s excited?”
Finally one little boy shyly raised his hand. The teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said, “Okay,
Michael. What do you think it is?”
“Well,” said the boy, “I know the answer’s supposed to be Jesus,
but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me.” 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A Stanford study suggests that social media is making us smarter. They examined hundreds
of essays written by college freshmen between 1917 and 2006. By 2016, the papers were longer,
better researched, and more complex. That’s because kids in 2016 cut and
pasted them from Wikipedia.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“NASA is sending chocolate to astronauts on the International Space Station. I guess it makes
sense I mean, it’s not like those guys have to watch their weight. “Nope, still zero pounds.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Psychologists now believe that adulthood begins at 25, not 18. They also believe that middle
age begins the first time you eat at a Denny’s while sober.” -Conan O’Brien

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be
absent for the day. Alice deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends. So she
waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself.
“Hi, I’m calling to report that Alice is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.”
Secretary at high school answered, “I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll note her absence. Who is this calling please?”
“This is my mother.” 😲😲

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
“Revenge of the Fallen” is the subtitle of the 2009 sequel to which 2007 Michael Bay film?

Answer: Transformers!
In the Michael Bay-directed 2007 adaptation of the cartoon series, the Autobots defeated the Decepticons and restored stability to Earth and their own planet. In “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”, the Decepticons come back for vengeance. Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox reprised their roles as the humans who become caught up in the fight between the Transformers.

Friday Movie Trivia of the day!
Written and directed by Jordan Peele, which 2017 horror film with themes of identity, belonging and race starred
Daniel Kaluuya, Bradley Whitford, and Allison Williams?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
See if you can figure out three words that are homophones of each other in each of the five problems below.

1. Worthless – flat piece moving with the air – blood vessel
2. Path or direction – to measure weight – watery part of milk
3. Having no money – careful study; microscopic hole – to flow freely
4. Warty frog – having toes – pulled ahead
5. A cry – welt; corduroy ridge – large oceanic mammal

ANSWER: 1. Vain – vane – vein

2. Way – weigh – whey
3. Poor – pore – pour
4. Toad – toed – towed
5. Wail – wale – whale

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Starting with a one-letter word or abbreviation, add a letter and rearrange the letters to produce the next. A clue is given for each.

Maybe your car does 0 to 60 in 10 sec., but can you do 0 to 10 in 60 sec.? Go on – get out the stopwatch!

The hint provides the starting letters of the even numbered words.

1. Prefix meaning “without”
2. Commercial, flyer, or junk mail
3. Bundle (of bank notes)
4. No winner, no loser
5. Flask to keep things cool
6. Prize or present
7. (It was) sketched again
8. A rolling stone
9. Boxers, bloomers, bra, or briefs
10. Submarine

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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