WELCOME to FRIDAY JUNE 20, 2025
Here’s The Story….
An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning physicist,
Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed to find that over his desk a
horseshoe was nailed to the wall.
The American said with a nervous laugh, “Surely you don’t believe that horseshoe
will bring you good luck, do you, Professor Bohr?”
Bohr chuckled. “I believe no such thing, my good friend. Not at all. I am scarcely likely to
believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told that a
horseshoe will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Taco Bell announced it will begin selling a potato-rito, which is beef, cheese, potatoes,
and chipotle spice wrapped in a tortilla for $1. Or, for the same nutritional
value, just eat the dollar.” -Seth Meyers
“The Mars Curiosity Rover celebrated its fifth year in space by humming ‘Happy Birthday’
to itself. The Rover then drank a bottle of white wine and cried itself to sleep.” -Conan O’Brien
“Vin Diesel is with us tonight. Vin is not his real name. His real name is
Vehicle Identification Number.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My friend asked his father-in-law, a crop duster, how his day had gone.
“I had just the worst day,” replied the man. “This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field when
I nicked a power line and damaged the wing on the plane. When I got back to the office,
my boss chewed me out. Then the guy from the FAA chewed me out.
“On my way home, I stopped at a bar and was handed a warm beer.
So I yelled at the bartender, ‘Don’t you have any cold beer?!’
“The bartender said, ‘Sorry, but we’ve been out of electricity all day ever
since some idiot crop-duster hit a power line down the road.'”
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Written and directed by Jordan Peele, which 2017 horror film with themes of identity, belonging and race starred
Daniel Kaluuya, Bradley Whitford, and Allison Williams?
Answer: Get Out!
“Get Out” is a psychological horror movie with a serious theme, and strong comic elements. Chris Washington (Daniel Kaluuya), a black photographer, meets far more than he bargained for, on a trip to upstate New York to meet the family of his white girlfriend, Rose Armitage (Allison Williams). The Armitages (Bradley Whitford and Catherine Keener), supposed liberals, have a beautiful home with black servants who behave strangely. They hold a function with their friends, who are particularly interested in Chris’s health and fitness. He spots a black face among the friends who he thinks he recognizes, and when he takes a picture of that man, the latter’s strange reaction and cries of “Get out!” are signs that all is not as it seems, and that there are bad plans afoot for Chris.
Monday Movie Trivia of the day!
What was the 2022 action movie starring Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans, and Ana de Armas, that was directed by the Russo brothers?
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Starting with a one-letter word or abbreviation, add a letter and rearrange the letters to produce the next. A clue is given for each.
Maybe your car does 0 to 60 in 10 sec., but can you do 0 to 10 in 60 sec.? Go on – get out the stopwatch!
The hint provides the starting letters of the even numbered words.
- Prefix meaning “without”
- Commercial, flyer, or junk mail
- Bundle (of bank notes)
- No winner, no loser
- Flask to keep things cool
- Prize or present
- (It was) sketched again
- A rolling stone
- Boxers, bloomers, bra, or briefs
- Submarine
ANSWER: 1. T
- At
- Rat
- Cart
- Trace
- Nectar
- Certain
- Creation
- Cremation
- Importance
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Five parents pick up their children at the Parkway Elementary School every Tuesday to bring the
kids to their after school activity. Five children all attended a different after school activity and their
parents always arrive at different times (between 3:00 pm and 3:30 pm).
Child’s name: Colleen, Donald, Josh, Margie, and Mary
Parent’s name: Ann, Capri, Kathy, David and Lynne
Last Name: Dobson, Holden, Johnson, Steinway, and Walsh
Times picked up: 3:00, 3:10, 3:20, 3:25, and 3:30
Activities: ballet, chess, fencing, football, and hiking.
Determine each child’s full name, the first name of the parent picking them up
(all the parents’ last names are the same as their child’s), the time each was picked up,
and the activity each child is being brought to.
- Margie’s best friend’s mother, Mrs. Dobson, arrived before Kathy came to pick up her son.
Mrs. Walsh picked up her daughter for fencing. - Josh Steinway loved football as much as Donald liked chess
and they both liked being the last two to be picked up. - David Holden picked up his daughter for her hiking as soon
as he could, but Lynne was always there before he was. - Margie liked being the first one picked up but she didn’t take ballet or hiking.
- Lynne’s daughter was not Margie.
- In order of their departure from school: Ann, the girl who took ballet,
Mary Holden, the boy who took football, and Capri Johnson.
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