WELCOME to TUESDAY JUNE 24, 2025
Here’s The Story….
Three elderly doctors have been friends for many years, and one afternoon
at the club they started talking about their final arrangements.
The first, a dentist, says, “When I die, I think I’d like my tombstone
to be shaped like a tooth made of white marble.”
“That’s a very clever idea,” says the cardiologist,
“I’d love my tombstone to be shaped like a heart in red marble.”
The urologist is silent for a bit, then says,
“I’m thinking about having my ashes scattered.” 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Mark Zuckerberg – who dropped out of Harvard University after his sophomore
year – gave a commencement speech to Harvard’s graduating class. Zuckerberg
began the speech with, ‘Hello, suckers.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study from Harvard says you can reduce the risk of a potentially fatal heart condition
by eating six bars of chocolate a week. Yeah. It reduces the chance of a heart attack
because once you give up being in shape, you have way less stress.” -James Corden
“A new report recommends that couples who live together should do chores together.
And for some couples, everything they do together is a chore.” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two buddies were getting dressed in the locker room after a workout,
when the first man saw something that give him a bit of a shock.
“How long have you been wearing that bra?” the man asked his friend.
The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
What was the 2022 action movie starring Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans, and Ana de Armas,
that was directed by the Russo brothers?
Answer: The Gray Man!
In “The Gray Man”, Ryan Gosling plays Sierra Six, a convicted murderer who is inducted into a secret program by the CIA in return for his freedom. The Sierra personnel take on secretive black ops-type work including assassinations in a “gray” role about which the Agency can deny knowledge. When he is tasked with assassinating a “bad person”, the target reveals that he is also a Sierra agent, and warns Sierra Six that there is corruption in the CIA, handing over an encrypted computer drive with details of the misdeeds of their CIA superior, Denny Carmichael (Regé-Jean Page). Six escapes and goes on the run, assisted by CIA agent Dani Miranda (Ana de Armas) and hunted by a psychopathic external contractor hired by Carmichael, Lloyd Hansen (Chris Evans). Much violence and increasingly inventive chase action ensues.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Which animated sequel, starring Amy Poehler, Maya Hawke, and Phyllis Smith, and directed by Kelsey Mann, was a world-wide smash hit in 2024?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Five parents pick up their children at the Parkway Elementary School every Tuesday to bring the
kids to their after school activity. Five children all attended a different after school activity and their
parents always arrive at different times (between 3:00 pm and 3:30 pm).
Child’s name: Colleen, Donald, Josh, Margie, and Mary
Parent’s name: Ann, Capri, Kathy, David and Lynne
Last Name: Dobson, Holden, Johnson, Steinway, and Walsh
Times picked up: 3:00, 3:10, 3:20, 3:25, and 3:30
Activities: ballet, chess, fencing, football, and hiking.
Determine each child’s full name, the first name of the parent picking them up
(all the parents’ last names are the same as their child’s), the time each was picked up,
and the activity each child is being brought to.
- Margie’s best friend’s mother, Mrs. Dobson, arrived before Kathy came to pick up her son.
Mrs. Walsh picked up her daughter for fencing. - Josh Steinway loved football as much as Donald liked chess
and they both liked being the last two to be picked up. - David Holden picked up his daughter for her hiking as soon
as he could, but Lynne was always there before he was. - Margie liked being the first one picked up but she didn’t take ballet or hiking.
- Lynne’s daughter was not Margie.
- In order of their departure from school: Ann, the girl who took ballet,
Mary Holden, the boy who took football, and Capri Johnson.
ANSWER: Colleen Dobson: Lynne, 3:10, ballet
Donald Johnson: Capri, 3:30, chess
Josh Steinway: Kathy, 3:25, football
Margie Walsh: Ann, 3:00 pm, fencing
Mary Holden: David, 3:20 pm, hiking
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
See if you can figure out three words that are homophones of each other in each of the five problems below.
- Worthless – flat piece moving with the air – blood vessel
- Path or direction – to measure weight – watery part of milk
- Having no money – careful study; microscopic hole – to flow freely
- Warty frog – having toes – pulled ahead
- A cry – welt; corduroy ridge – large oceanic mammal
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