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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 25, 2025

Here’s The Story….
We had to have our garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our
problems was that we did not have a large enough motor on the opener. I thought for a
minute and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.”
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, “NO, it’s not. Four is larger than two.”
We haven’t used Sears repair since. 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A Florida man was arrested for throwing potato salad at a nail salon. During his arrest,
he said, ‘I’ve been drinking and taking Xanax. What do you expect me to do?’ Well, not that,
although I do sympathize. When I was trying to give up carbs,
I once threw a bowl of spaghetti at a karate studio.” -James Corden

“A New Jersey restaurant is offering a special menu this month that doesn’t list prices,
but instead asks customers to pay what they think is fair. According to the sign in
the window, the restaurant is called ‘This Space for Rent.'” -Seth Meyers

“China just installed new public bathrooms in Beijing that actually offer Wi-Fi. Yeah, a
Wi-Fi-enabled bathroom. Or as we call that here in America, Starbucks.'” -Jimmy Fallon

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I deliver pizza to help cover my college tuition. Once I called on customers who sent their
seven-year-old son to pay me. As he approached the screen door, I noticed he was carrying
a check in one hand and two dollars in the other, which I assumed was my tip.
To my dismay, he pocketed the bills before handing me the check,
which was for the exact cost of the pizza.
“Could that have been a tip?” I asked, trying not to sound accusatory.
“Yep,” he replied proudly. “not bad for just a walk from the living room and back!”

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which animated sequel, starring Amy Poehler, Maya Hawke, and Phyllis Smith,
and directed by Kelsey Mann, was a world-wide smash hit in 2024?

Answer: Inside Out 2!
“Inside Out 2” was a sequel to the hit Pixar movie from nine years earlier. It picked up the story of Riley, a teenaged girl who had relocated to California from Minnesota two years earlier because of her father’s new job. Riley’s progress negotiating her way through the difficulties and challenges of a new school, new friends, and teenage angst are brought to life through the personification of her emotions as they interact inside her head. A “puberty alarm” sets her emotions into change and chaos and brings new emotions to the fore. Riley has to retain existing friendships and make new ones as she changes school and seeks to get into the ice hockey team. Amy Poehler and Phyllis Smith repeat their roles as Joy and Sadness, respectively. Maya Hawke plays a new emotion, Anxiety, who catastrophizes things. The emotions have to work together to give Riley a renewed sense of self.

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 2013 Scorsese movie featured his regular star Leonardo DiCaprio alongside Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie in a tale of financial crime and conspicuous consumption based on a true story?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
See if you can figure out three words that are homophones of each other in each of the five problems below.

  1. Worthless – flat piece moving with the air – blood vessel
  2. Path or direction – to measure weight – watery part of milk
  3. Having no money – careful study; microscopic hole – to flow freely
  4. Warty frog – having toes – pulled ahead
  5. A cry – welt; corduroy ridge – large oceanic mammal

ANSWER: 1. Vain – vane – vein

  1. Way – weigh – whey
  2. Poor – pore – pour
  3. Toad – toed – towed
  4. Wail – wale – whale

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Starting with a one-letter word or abbreviation, add a letter and rearrange the letters to produce the next. A clue is given for each.

Maybe your car does 0 to 60 in 10 sec., but can you do 0 to 10 in 60 sec.? Go on – get out the stopwatch!

The hint provides the starting letters of the even numbered words.

  1. Prefix meaning “without”
  2. Commercial, flyer, or junk mail
  3. Bundle (of bank notes)
  4. No winner, no loser
  5. Flask to keep things cool
  6. Prize or present
  7. (It was) sketched again
  8. A rolling stone
  9. Boxers, bloomers, bra, or briefs
  10. Submarine

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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