WELCOME to THURSDAY JUNE 26, 2025
Here’s The Story….
As we left the gym after our first real workout in years, my husband and I both felt
energized. “Let’s make a commitment to do it three times a week,” I said.
“Absolutely,” my husband agreed, “three times at a minimum.”
“And no whining,” I said. “No excuses.”
“No, we’ll do it,” he said enthusiastically, “you can count on it.”
“And on my late night, we can just meet here at the gym.”
“The gym?” my husband said, confused. “I thought we were talking about sex?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A man who ordered a television off of Amazon was shocked because Amazon instead
sent him a rifle. Which means somewhere a hunter is trying to kill a deer
by making it watch ‘Real Housewives.'” -Conan O’Brien
“According to a recent survey, 71 percent of men find it attractive when a woman offers
to split the bill on a date. And zero percent of women find it attractive
when that offer is accepted.” -Seth Meyers
“Kylie Minogue won a legal battle against Kylie Jenner over the trademark of the name
‘Kylie.’ Yeah, the judge called the case ‘not why I went to law school.'” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two resident doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant
had to pull them apart. “What’s all this about?” asked the consultant angrily.
“It’s the tax auditor in C ward,” said one. “He’s only got 2 days to live.”
“He had to be told.” said the second doctor.
“I know,” said the first, “but I wanted to be the one to tell him!”
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 2013 Scorsese movie featured his regular star Leonardo DiCaprio alongside Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie
in a tale of financial crime and conspicuous consumption based on a true story?
Answer: The Wolf of Wall Street!
The fifth movie by Scorsese to feature Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Wolf of Wall Street” (2013) was based on the career of convicted financial criminal Jordan Belfort. It was an adaptation of Belfort’s memoir of the same name, and its screenplay was written by Terence Winter. It followed the career of aspiring stockbroker Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) who loses his job on Wall Street very early due to the 1987 crash known as Black Monday. He moves into a business model of selling penny stocks aggressively and surrounds himself with acolytes whom he trains in his high-pressure selling techniques. Chief among these is Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), who throws his all in with Belfort. They misrepresent the value of stocks, which they then offload at the top of the market. This causes them to become wildly successful, and they celebrate their wins extravagantly, with drugs and prostitutes. Belfort divorces his wife and marries lingerie designer Naomi Lapaglia (Margot Robbie). Belfort and his company’s fraudulent activity become increasingly successful, and they attract the attention of the FBI, with a frantic set of events culminating in Jordan losing Naomi and being betrayed by Donnie. After a spell in prison, he ends up as a motivational speaker.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!
In which 2011 movie starring Ryan Gosling, Carey Mulligan, and Bryan Cranston, and directed by Nicolas Winding
Refn, did the protagonist work part-time as a stunt man?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Starting with a one-letter word or abbreviation, add a letter and rearrange the letters to produce the next. A clue is given for each.
Maybe your car does 0 to 60 in 10 sec., but can you do 0 to 10 in 60 sec.? Go on – get out the stopwatch!
The hint provides the starting letters of the even numbered words.
- Prefix meaning “without”
- Commercial, flyer, or junk mail
- Bundle (of bank notes)
- No winner, no loser
- Flask to keep things cool
- Prize or present
- (It was) sketched again
- A rolling stone
- Boxers, bloomers, bra, or briefs
- Submarine
ANSWER: 1. A
- Ad
- Wad
- Draw
- Dewar
- Reward
- Redrawn
- Wanderer
- Underwear
- Underwater
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
You are given five words and five definitions. Each of the words can be anagrammed into a two word
phrase that fits one of the definitions. Your task is to assign each definition to its corresponding word.
Example – cobalt: to hit a feline in a high arc (cat lob)
Words: absolute, boomerang, porcelain, stadium, submarine
Definitions:
a stack of nuts
an angry tuxedo
an unruly crowd of citrus fruit
not a different bear
to misplace a musical instrument
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