WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUly 2nd, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
One evening after dinner, a five-year-old son noticed that his mother had
gone out and he asked, “Where did mommy go?”
His father told him, “Mommy is at a Tupperware party.”
This explanation satisfied him for only a moment. “What’s a Tupperware party, Dad?”
The man had always given my son honest answers, so he figured a simple explanation
would be the best approach. “Well, son,” he said, “at a Tupperware party,
a bunch of ladies sit around and sell plastic bowls to each other.”
He nodded, indicating that he understood this curious pastime.
Then he burst into laughter. “Come on, Dad,” he said. “What is it really?” 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The FDA is warning New Yorkers about Chinese food after a major Brooklyn distributor was
found with rats and birds nesting in boxes of ingredients. The distributor says it’s all a
misunderstanding – those ARE the ingredients.” -Seth Meyers

“The Wall Street Journal reported that America has a surplus of cheese and that every person in
the country would have to eat an extra three pounds of cheese this year to get rid of it. So the
next time the pizza guy judges you for ordering extra cheese, just say, ‘I’m doing this for America.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“The electronics company LG identified a new phenomenon called low-battery anxiety. People
become nervous, distracted, and frustrated when their phones are about to die. If you are not
familiar with low-battery anxiety, it’s a real condition that primarily
affects people with no actual problems.” -James Corden

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees
Billy Bob doing a striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Butt clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off the right strap of his overalls,
followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,
lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath.
With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, “What the world’re ya doing, Billy Bob?”

“Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,” says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
“But me ‘n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d’partment,
and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.” 😲😲

Tuesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which movie sequel from 2008, and directed by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg, starred John Cho, Kal Penn, and Neil Patrick Harris playing “himself” in a comedy of false imprisonment, love, politics, and drug abuse?

Answer: Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay!
“Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay” was a sequel to the 2004 movie “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle”. It follows the comedic misadventures of Harold Lee (played by John Cho) and Kumar Patel (Kal Penn), as they attempt to visit Amsterdam. Confusion and panic about Kumar’s smokeless bong on the airplane leads to them being assumed to be terrorists and sent to Guantanamo Bay by the US authorities. They escape relatively easily, and their adventures in trying to clear their names involve crossing paths with ex-President George W. Bush, and Neil Patrick Harris (playing a debauched version of himself) and being betrayed by a friend of Harold’s who is engaged to Kumar’s ex-girlfriend.

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 2013 movie directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg was an apocalyptic comedy horror starring Rogen, Emma Watson, James Franco, and many other stars playing “themselves”?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
There was a death on Treebark Ln. The victim was identified as Mark Oswalt, who recently was married. The police went to the crime scene and they reported the death as a suicide. Later that day, after the police left, a private detective, hired by the victim’s friend who thought it was a murder, searched the crime scene and found a note the police missed.
It read,

“4,3: 8,1:: 9,1: 2,1: 7,4:: 6,1:9,3:_: 9,1: 4,3: 3,3: 3,2: !”

The detective took out his cell phone and started dialing the police to tell them about his findings. Once the detective opened the phone to dial, he immediately screamed out, “I SOLVED IT!”

Who was the murderer and how did the detective find out?

ANSWER: The note said, “It was my wife!”
The detective looked at the keypad on his phone and saw the letters next to the numbers.
2,1 would be A
2,2 would be B
9,4 would be Z

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What is this phrase?

King Garfield and Queen Felix
King Scooby and Queen Lassie

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