WELCOME to THURSDAY JUly 3rd, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone came to the farm and
asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”

“Well, I give them acorn, corn, vegetable scraps and things like that. Why?”

“Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don’t feed them
like you should, they shouldn’t eat wastes.” Then he fined the farmer.

Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered,
“Well, I feed them very well. I give them fish, whole grains, hot corn mash and as
much fresh fruit and vegetables as I can get my hands on. Why?”

“Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs
like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat.” And he fined the farmer.

Finally, another man came in and asked the same question.

The hesitant farmer answered after a minute of careful thought:
“Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever it is they want. 😲😲

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a SUPER GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“One of the biggest viral sensations right now is a YouTube livestream of a pregnant giraffe waiting
to give birth. The cutest part is when she tells the father giraffe, ‘You did this to me,
now put down that darn camera.'” -Conan O-Brien

“President Trump last night announced the creation of a department called VOICE, which will deal
specifically with crimes committed against Americans by immigrants. Not to be confused with
‘The Voice,’ which deals with crimes against music committed by teenagers.” -Seth Meyers

“The tax deadline is about five weeks away. And this year, because of all the budget cuts at the IRS,
the odds of getting audited are lower than they’ve been in 13 years. In other words, there has never
been a better time to claim your Chihuahua as a dependent.” -Jimmy Kimmel

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Longtime friends were celebrating their 50th anniversary. One of their sons gave a
loving toast, finishing with, “and thank you for having such a beautiful marriage.”
“Thank you for making it necessary,” the father joked.
In the silence that followed, his wife whispered, “Not him. He’s the second son.”

Wednesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 2013 movie directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg was an apocalyptic comedy horror starring Rogen,
Emma Watson, James Franco, and many other stars playing “themselves”?

Answer: This Is the End!
“This Is the End” was made in 2013 by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, who both wrote, produced, directed, and starred in the movie (Goldberg in an uncredited cameo). It features a huge cast of actors playing themselves in a comedic story set at the Los Angeles house of James Franco, who is hosting a housewarming party. The rapture occurs, taking the chosen people up into heaven, and the movie stars find themselves left behind as the apocalypse occurs, with an earthquake taking place, a sinkhole forming outside the Franco residence, and strange creatures appearing. They are very self-centred people and find that they need to act selflessly to undergo the rapture and escape the hellscape.

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!
What was the controversial 2014 movie directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, which starred Rogen, James Franco, and Randall Park in a comedy of television, politics, and violence?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What is this phrase?

King Garfield and Queen Felix
King Scooby and Queen Lassie

ANSWER: Raining (reigning) cats and dogs!

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
When I’m lost, still some will try.
When common I’m shared by many.
I can be a contracted reason why.
A rebel may not have any.

What am I?

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