WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 10th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
Wayne, a friend of mine, owns an auto-repair business. One day a woman called
to inquire when he could work on her car. “I’m not busy now,” he replied. “bring it right in.”
A short time later, the woman pulled into the service bay, stopping her small car
perfectly over the wide, deep grease pit.
“Wow!” Remarked Wayne. “That’s great driving. Your wheels only have a couple
of inches to spare on each side of the pit.”
She looked blankly at him and asked, “What pit?” 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“In New York, a group of Burger King employees dressed up their restaurant as a
McDonald’s for Halloween. And in an even crazier stunt, Olive Garden employees
dressed up their workplace as an Italian restaurant.” -Conan O’Brien

“I miss the days when Halloween was a simple holiday about making ritual sacrifices
to evil spirits to ensure a plentiful harvest.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“I love it when people dress up their dogs in Halloween costumes. But I don’t like it
when I tell someone how cute their dog looks, and they’re like ‘Hey, that’s my child.'” -Jimmy Fallon
 
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, “Those are
the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten, miserable beasts I have ever seen.”

One of the buffalo turned to the other and said, “You know,
I think I just heard a discouraging word.” 😲😲
 
 

Thursday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 1982 novella “Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption” was published by Steven King in his collection “Different Seasons”. The 1994 Frank Darabont film, starring Morgan Freeman and Tim Robbins, is significantly more popular. The story follows two prison inmates who are attempting to escape their captivity and find freedom.

Answer:  The Shawshank Redemption! 
 
Friday Movie Trivia of the day!  
Morten Tyldum’s biographical film is about the life of Alan Turing. But the majority of the plot centers about the brilliant scientist’s attempt to use pioneering computing methods to break the German coding machine “Enigma” and help his the Allies win World War II. The 2014 film stars Benedict Cumberbatch and Kiera Knightley.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
If you like solving puzzles, periodically,
Then this may suit your particular body chemistry.
One is partly controversial but makes hard teeth with just a trace,
Two is notoriously poisonous and sometimes seen with old lace.
Three made the Hindenburg rise and fall disastrously from the sky,
Four is most essential, without Thyroxin you would surely die.
Five is up in the air and to life it is very dear.
Six is like your favourite pub, a lot to do with atmosphere.
Put us all together and we wield economic power,
A magazine? ; a dress ? ; a trend? ; I change by the hour.
What am I?

ANSWER:  One : Fluorine in Fluoride prevents tooth decay.(F)
Two: Arsenic is poisonous (1944 Cary Grant movie “Arsenic and Old Lace” (As)
Three: Airship Hindenburg was filled with Hydrogen (H).
Four: Iodine is required by the thyroid gland for production of thyroxin. (I)
Five: oxygen required by most living organisms (O).
Six: Nitrogen makes up 80% of our atmosphere. (N)
F As H I O N
Fashion dictates spending patterns.
A Fashion Magazine.
A Fashion(able) dress.
Fashion is a trend.
I am “FASHION”.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Looking at the 3 “equations” below, what is the answer to the 4th one?

8 + 2 = 16106
5 + 4 = 2091
9 + 6 = 54153
7 + 3 = ?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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