WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 17th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams. It was only two years old
and in beautiful condition. The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive.
We had traveled no more than two miles when the car broke down.
The salesman called for a tow truck.
When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat. While the driver was hooking up the car, the
salesman turned to me with a smile and said, “Well, now, what is it going to take to
put you behind the wheel of that beauty today?”😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study says that women who drink moderate amounts of alcohol every day lose
more weight than women that don’t drink at all. At least, that’s what your wife will slur
to you after she forgets to pick up the kids from soccer practice.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“The American Academy of Pediatrics has suggested that people under the age of 18
should be banned from tanning salons. Parents that take their kids to tanning
salons should be banned from parenting.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Chase bank ATMs are getting a new feature that will allow customers to withdraw cash
without using a card. The feature is called a ‘crowbar.'” -Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
To prepare for my daughter’s First Communion, I called the church in the town
where we used to live to get a copy of her baptismal certificate.
We lived there for only a short while, so I didn’t know the clergy well. When the
secretary asked me the name of the father, I told her that I couldn’t remember.
After a brief silence, she said, “Ma’am, I’m talking about the name of the baby’s father.”
Wednesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Set in Krakow during World War II, the Steven Spielberg 1993 film follows Oskar Schindler (Liam Neeson), a Nazi Party member and German citizen who saved the lives of over 1,200 Jews from the Holocaust by employing them in his factory. Although his initial intentions are self-serving, he eventually bribed Nazi officials and gave increasingly lavish gifts in order to buy his workers time and keep them safe until the war eventually concluded.
Answer: Schindler’s List!
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!
The 2005 American drama film, directed by James Mangold and starring Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon is a biographical drama about Johnny Cash, one of the greatest singer-songwriters in American history, as well as his wife June Carter, who performed many songs with him.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Jack, of Beanstalk fame, had been given some coloured beans. He shared them out among his friends and they planted them. What colour bean was each given, what colour beanstalk grew from each bean and how tall did they grow?
No beanstalk’s colours included the bean’s colour from which it grew.
Humpty was impressed with his multi coloured beanstalk (not grown from an orange bean) that grew taller than Bo Peep’s beanstalk by at least a metre.
The beanstalk grown from the orange bean grew exactly twice as tall as the bean that Goldilocks planted.
The 2 metre tall beanstalk was grown from either a green or a blue bean.
The red bean grew into a beanstalk containing green.
The green bean grew into a taller beanstalk than the beanstalk grown from the blue bean.
The red and blue spotted beanstalk grew to exactly 2.5metres in height.
Jack Spratt’s beanstalk, much to his delight, was multi coloured.
Miss Muffett’s beanstalk had red and orange stripes; it did not grow from a yellow bean.
Names: Bo Peep, Goldilocks, Humpty, Jack Spratt, Miss Muffett
Bean Colour: Blue, Green, Orange, Red, Yellow
Beanstalk Colour: Blue & Green, Green & Orange, Red & Blue, Red & Orange, Yellow
Height: 1mtr, 2mtr, 2.5mtr, 3mtr, 4mtr
ANSWER: Name / Bean Colour / Beanstalk Colour / Height
Bo Peep / Red / Green & Orange / 1 mtr
Goldilocks / Blue / Yellow / 2 mtr
Humpty / Yellow / Red & Blue / 2.5mtr
Jack Spratt / Orange / Blue & Green / 4mtr
Miss Muffett / Green / Red & Orange / 3mtr
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Citrella is the Queen of Citrus City. You and your friends have won a free holiday to Citrus City in a Grand Raffle Draw! Congratulations!
All is fun until you reach Citrus City and are granted an audience with Queen Citrella to thank her for this wonderful gift. Her court is fragrant with smells of all the possible citrus fruits you can imagine! It’s a heady fragrance, and you all are thrilled to be there!
Queen Citrella gazes down upon you all and starts laughing ominously! She says, “Oh, another batch of labourers for my Citrus City!”. You are all shell-shocked! She goes on to explain that the “free” holiday is actually Queen Citrella’s way of getting free labour to pick all the citrus fruits in her kingdom.
“But I am not sour-hearted”, she says. “If you can decipher the Da Citrus code, you will not only enjoy your holiday here, but even get knighthood!”
Each of you is then given a chit. There are eight chits with eight different sentences on them. Can you find them out before you are given baskets and aprons to pick fruit? Hurry! Time waits for none and Citrella is not a patient Queen to wait!
Here are the sentences on each chit. Do you have it in you to decipher the code?
- Other reasons are not given ever.
- Let’s eat maize or nuts.
- Gray rats are petrifying, even frightening, run under if threatened!
- Look, I made eggs.
- There among nine goats, eating rolls in new egg-flavour!
- Cannot let every minister, every non-minister to interfere, never ever!
- Mend away not darn away, rags into nightgowns!
- Please open my envelope, lost one!
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