WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 18th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up.
At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged
portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher.
“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready for
you by the time you finish shopping.”
Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher’s voice boom over the public-address system:
“Will the gentleman who was looking for bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Yale University’s being pushed to modify a poetry course because students have complained
that the content is too white. Students objected specifically to a poem called
‘Ode to a Lost Prius in the Whole Foods Parking Lot.'” -Conan O’Brien
“Authorities are warning people to avoid swimming in some New Jersey rivers because of increased
numbers of so-called clinging jellyfish. Though if you’re swimming in New Jersey rivers,
you’re probably not big on warnings.” -Seth Meyers
“This was a little controversial: Pope Francis recently said that the majority of modern Catholic marriages
are worthless because couples don’t always mean it when they say they’ll love each other forever. And
that’s the last time Pope Francis was ever asked to give a best man speech.” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A guy from Brooklyn was in Hong Kong. While passing through a Jewish neighborhood
he was surprised to see a synagogue. He went in and sure enough, he saw a
Chinese rabbi and a Chinese congregation. The service was touching.
As the service ended, the rabbi stood at the door greeting his congregants. When our
Brooklyn friend came up, the Chinese rabbi said….”You’re a Jew?”
“Yes, I’m Jewish,” replied the Brooklynite.
“Funny,” said the Chinese rabbi. “You don’t look it.”
Thursday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
The 2005 American drama film, directed by James Mangold and starring Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon is a biographical drama about Johnny Cash, one of the greatest singer-songwriters in American history, as well as his wife June Carter, who performed many songs with him.
Answer: Walk the Line!
Friday Movie Trivia of the day!
The 2004 film was produced and directed by Taylor Hackford and follows the life story of Ray Charles (Jamie Foxx) who loses his vision as a seven year old and is forced to learn to function as a disabled black man in a poor and segregationist, American society. The film also stars Kerry Washington and Regina King.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Citrella is the Queen of Citrus City. You and your friends have won a free holiday to Citrus City in a Grand Raffle Draw! Congratulations!
All is fun until you reach Citrus City and are granted an audience with Queen Citrella to thank her for this wonderful gift. Her court is fragrant with smells of all the possible citrus fruits you can imagine! It’s a heady fragrance, and you all are thrilled to be there!
Queen Citrella gazes down upon you all and starts laughing ominously! She says, “Oh, another batch of labourers for my Citrus City!”. You are all shell-shocked! She goes on to explain that the “free” holiday is actually Queen Citrella’s way of getting free labour to pick all the citrus fruits in her kingdom.
“But I am not sour-hearted”, she says. “If you can decipher the Da Citrus code, you will not only enjoy your holiday here, but even get knighthood!”
Each of you is then given a chit. There are eight chits with eight different sentences on them. Can you find them out before you are given baskets and aprons to pick fruit? Hurry! Time waits for none and Citrella is not a patient Queen to wait!
Here are the sentences on each chit. Do you have it in you to decipher the code?
- Other reasons are not given ever.
- Let’s eat maize or nuts.
- Gray rats are petrifying, even frightening, run under if threatened!
- Look, I made eggs.
- There among nine goats, eating rolls in new egg-flavour!
- Cannot let every minister, every non-minister to interfere, never ever!
- Mend away not darn away, rags into nightgowns!
- Please open my envelope, lost one!
ANSWER: After carefully looking through your chits, you all look at each other and smile, and thank your stars that you come from Crypto City, and you are none other than the eight advisors to the court of King Cryptoknite! You rapidly rattle off the code one by one, and Queen Citrella is forced to keep her end of the bargain, which turned out quite sour for her in the end!
The answer? Take the first letter of each word of the sentences. They form the name of a citrus fruit! These are none other than the citrus fruits that Citrus City is famous for –
- Other Reasons Are Not Given Ever. – ORANGE
- Lets Eat Maize Or Nuts. – LEMON
- Gray Rats Are Petrifying, Even Frightening, Run Under If Threatened! – GRAPEFRUIT
- Look, I Made Eggs. – LIME
- There Among Nine Goats, Eating Rolls In New Egg-flavour! – TANGERINE
- Cannot Let Every Minister, Every Non-minister To Interfere, Never Ever! = CLEMENTINE
- Mend Away Not Darn Away, Rags Into Nightgowns! – MANDARIN
- Please Open My Envelope, Lost One! – POMELO
As for the eight of you, you enjoy a great holiday and return back to Crypto City where you are further honoured as Knights of the Crypto Order!
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Can you decipher this common phrase?
Salt: Good morning
Pepper: Hello
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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