WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 21st, 2025

Here’s The Story….
Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it’s a workday again
and the weekend is over, the first day of the week is called Moanday.

Many people too busy to cook on the second day of the week just open a can of beans.
Hence the day is known as Tootsday.

By the third day of the week, people are wondering when they can ever find the time to
get everything done this week that they need to, hence the day is known as Whensday.

Too bleary to even count properly, people think it’s only Day Three of the week on the next day,
therefore it’s er- roneously called Thirdsday.

On the last day of the workweek, people often go out “for a few” after work. By the time they get
home, they’re too tired to cook anything elaborate, so they just throw a piece of meat, chicken,
or fish in the skillet. That’s why the day is known as Fryday.

Saturday night all the singles let loose. There’s a lot of sexual hijinks. It’s pretty obvious
why the day is called Satyrday.

And on the last day of the week–and the weekend–people look at all the items on their to-do lists
that didn’t get crossed off, groan aloud, and make themselves promises they won’t keep.
Therefore the day is called Soonday. 
 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Trump received congratulations from Russian President Vladimir Putin. They
spent two minutes on the phone discussing politics, then an hour saying,
‘No YOU hang up!’ ‘No YOU hang up first.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Donald Trump will be the first U.S. president ever to have appeared in an ad for
Pizza Hut. In fact, some pundits are predicting Trump will run in 2023 against
Flo from Progressive.” -Conan O’Brien

“Vice President Joe Biden got together with incoming Vice President Mike Pence.
Biden went over the primary responsibilities of being vice president, which are:
not falling asleep at the State of the Union address… and that’s about it.
So they covered that.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
 
 
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I spent 20 minutes explaining life insurance options to one of our employees. After
reviewing the different plans and monthly deductions, he decided to max out, choosing
$100,000 worth of life insurance. But he had one last question.
“Now,” he said, “what do I have to do to collect?” 
 
 
 

Friday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 2004 film was produced and directed by Taylor Hackford and follows the life story of Ray Charles (Jamie Foxx) who loses his vision as a seven year old and is forced to learn to function as a disabled black man in a poor and segregationist, American society. The film also stars Kerry Washington and Regina King. 

Answer:  Ray!

Monday Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 2018 biopic film was directed by Bryan Singer and details the life of Freddie Mercury, the lead singer and face of the English rock band “Queen”. Starring Rami Malek and Lucy Boynton, the film’s title is derived from one of Queen’s most famous hits “Bohemian Rhapsody” and culminates in Freddie Mercury’s famous “Live Aid” performance in 1985, a few years before his death from AIDS-related complications.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you decipher this common phrase?

Salt: Good morning
Pepper: Hello

ANSWER: Season’s Greetings   
 

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) bed item and grape beverage & a tree and a tree
2) stony headwear & rodent puck handler
3) locomotive accident & a wading bird’s garbage
4) a prim and proper man from Stockholm & a sugary necessity

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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