WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 22nd, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgment Day and,
of course, he used Biblical phraseology whenever he could.

“Oh, my friends,” he intoned, “imagine the suffering of the sinners as they find
themselves cast into the outer darkness, removed from the presence of the Lord
and given to eternal flames. My friends, at such a time there will be weeping,
wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!”

At this point, one of the elders of the congregation interrupted to say, “But Reverend,
what if one of those hopeless sinners has no teeth?”

The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, “My friends, the Lord is not put out by
details. Rest assured… teeth will be provided!” 😲😲 
 
 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“A analysis of political speeches found that George W. Bush actually used longer
and more complex words in his speeches than President Obama did. Granted none of those
words were actually in the dictionary. ‘Don’t be condescencious. My vocablulation
is completely misunderestimated.'” -Jimmy Fallon

They were keeping a spare podium open for Joe Biden at the Democratic presidential debate
in case he decided to enter the race at the last minute, as if he’s going to walk in and shock
everyone like a Spanish soap opera or something.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“On this day in 1912, President Teddy Roosevelt was shot, declined to go to the hospital, and
gave a 90-minute speech with a bullet in his chest. Then on this day, I spent the whole day
on WebMD because my eyelid wouldn’t stop twitching.” -Seth Meyers 
 
 
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A very elderly gentleman, well dressed, hair well groomed, great-looking suit, flower in
his lapel, smelling slightly of after-shave, presenting a well-looked-after image,
walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

To his delight, seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady. The gentleman walks over, sits
along side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her, and says,
“So tell me, do I come here often?” 😲😲
 
 

Monday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 2018 biopic film was directed by Bryan Singer and details the life of Freddie Mercury, the lead singer and face of the English rock band “Queen”. Starring Rami Malek and Lucy Boynton, the film’s title is derived from one of Queen’s most famous hits “Bohemian Rhapsody” and culminates in Freddie Mercury’s famous “Live Aid” performance in 1985, a few years before his death from AIDS-related complications.

Answer:  Bohemian Rhapsody!

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 2019 biographical musical details the life and musical career of Elton John. Directed by Dexter Fletcher and starring Taron Egerton in the title role, the movie follows Reginald Dwight’s life, including his early upbringing and subsequent struggles with drugs, alcohol, and his sexuality.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) bed item and grape beverage & a tree and a tree
2) stony headwear & rodent puck handler
3) locomotive accident & a wading bird’s garbage
4) a prim and proper man from Stockholm & a sugary necessity

ANSWER:  1) pillow and wine & willow and pine
2) rocky hat & hockey rat
3) train crash & crane trash
4) neat Swede & sweet need

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Can you decipher this:

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