WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 22nd, 2025

Here’s The Story….
At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines’ conveyor
belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run out of
aspirin for workers with noise-induced tension headaches.

I drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with four cases of baby powder and
several boxes of aspirin. As the man behind me in the checkout line peered at my purchases,
he laughed and exclaimed, “Must be one heck of a baby!” 
 
 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about himself;
and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.” -Lisa Kirk

“Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own short-comings, they gradually begin to
seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects
in other people’s characters.” –Margaret Halsey

“Since childhood is a time when kids prepare to be grown ups, I think it makes a lot of sense
to completely traumatize your children. Gets ’em ready for the real world” –George Carlin
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400. I said,
“I’d like large bills, please.”
She looked at me and said, “I’m sorry sir, all the bills are the same size.”
When I got up off the floor I explained it to her. 

Tuesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 2019 biographical musical details the life and musical career of Elton John. Directed by Dexter Fletcher and starring Taron Egerton in the title role, the movie follows Reginald Dwight’s life, including his early upbringing and subsequent struggles with drugs, alcohol, and his sexuality.

Answer:   Rocketman!

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 2013 film was directed by Paul Greengrass and stars Tom Hanks and Barkhad Abadi. Hanks plays Captain Richard Phillips, a ship commander whose vessel is taken over my Somali pirates off the coast of the horns of Africa. The movie’s most famous line is arguably the timeless “I am the captain now.”, spoken by the Somali lead pirate Abduwali Muse, as he and his allies are able to take over the ship.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
 Can you decipher this:

issues
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ANSWER:  Tennis shoes.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
It appears that you have angered the spirit of Halloween by failing to revere the Great Pumpkin, and now a curse has befallen you. On the walkway to your house is a Ward of Seven Jack O’Lanterns arranged in a circle. If midnight comes and any of the seven are still lit, a dark reaper and seven dark horses with seven dark riders shall visit thy abode. They shall surround thy domicile and, while circling it, they will proceed to pelt thy dwelling with eggs and cream of shaving. And come morn there will be a great mess to be reckoned with. Verily. So you better get those lanterns out.

You quickly discover something odd about these lanterns. When you blow out the first one, the lanterns on either side extinguish as well! But there is more. If you blow out a lantern adjacent to one that is extinguished, the extinguished one(s) will relight. It seems that blowing on any lantern will change the state of three – the one you blew on and its two neighbors. Finally, you can blow on an extinguished lantern and it will relight, and its neighbors will light/extinguish as applicable. After trying once and finding all seven lit again, you decide, being the excellent puzzler, you sit down and examine this closer. But hurry, I hear the beating of many hooves…

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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