WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 28th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat,
the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.

He asked his father, “How does this boat float?”

The father thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,
“How do fish breathe underwater?”

Once again the father replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”

A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”

Again, the father replied. “Don’t rightly know, son.”

Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, “Dad, do you mind
my asking you all of these questions?”

“Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!”  
 
 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“A British tech company has debuted new technology that lets clothing store
mannequins talk about the outfit they are displaying. Said the inventor,
‘The idea came to me in a nightmare.'” -Seth Meyers

“Scientists have discovered a species of fish that surrounds itself with uglier fish
in order to look more attractive. However, scientists could not identify
which sorority it belongs to.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting
drunk off of alcohol. It’s perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of
alcohol but none of the fun.” -Conan O’Brien

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A pretty young blonde stood at the bank cashier’s window and smiled.
“I’d like to cash this check, please,” she said, handing it over.

The teller examined the check and said: “Could you identify yourself, Miss?”

For a moment the lovely girl’s brow creased over, then with a bright look she
fumbled in her handbag and producing a mirror, glanced in it
and with relief said, “Yes! It’s me, all right!”

The clerk said, “No Ma’am, you misunderstood me. We require a photo identification.”

The girl searched her bag again and found a picture with a group of people.
“This is a recent family photo,” she explained. “That’s me, third from the left.” 
 
 
 

Friday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 2000 American disaster movie was directed by Wolfgang Petersen and starred George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg. The film details the true story of the “Andrea Gail” commercial sword fishing boat, a vessel that was lost at sea, with all crew presumed dead, following a 1991 tropical storm Hurricane Grace.
 
Answer: The Perfect Storm

Monday Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 1997 disaster epic was directed by James Cameron and stars Kate Winslet as Rose and Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack, two passengers on the ill-fated ship “RMS Titanic”, that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean in April of 1912. Jack is a lower-class vagabond who meets the young, beautiful Rose, who is engaged to a wealthy man in order to uphold her family’s financial status.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
If a cork is put into a glass of water, the cork will almost always drift to the side of the glass. There is one simple way, however, to get the cork to float in the center of the glass (the horizontal center, not the vertical). What is it? Water, the glass, and the cork are all that is required. 

ANSWER:  The reason that a cork drifts to the side of a glass is that it floats to the highest point. Since water “clings” to the glass, the highest point is around the edge of the water. To get the cork to float in the middle of the glass, all you have to do is fill the glass as much as possible. The water will form a convex shape above the glass, with the highest point at its center. This is where the cork will settle. 
 

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Ten students in Ms. Borowski’s 6th grade class have been given a HUGE project!!! They have to research famous historical leaders (assigned–they can’t even choose), and present them in front of the class using creative methods. However, they can at least work in pairs! Can you figure out which pairs presented whom, what presentation method they used, and what grade they received?

Tony and Lizzy received the same grade – one did a documentary and the other created a PowerPoint Presentation.

Tony lent Roxanne a book on Simon Bolivar for her project, not knowing that Jenna had already borrowed the same book from the library.

Sarah couldn’t get Karl to do anything more than a timeline, which received the lowest grade.

Churchill ended up on a poster.

Zoe did not receive a B.

Danielle had already done numerous reports on Hitler, so she was thankful when she was assigned Churchill.

Although he wasn’t supposed to, Joey helped Adam with his documentary of Hitler, since Joey was doing a report on the American leader during that time period.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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