WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 29th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights a
bit long and the protective shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye.
Gazing at myself in the mirror the next day, I thought, “Man, I look like a clown.”

I had almost convinced myself that I was overreacting until I got in line at the
grocery store. I felt a tug at my shirt and looked down to see a toddler
staring up at me. He asked, “Are you giving out balloons?” 😮😮
 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“The manager of English soccer team Manchester United has banned his players from
playing Pokemon Go. The Manchester United manager said, ‘I want my players thinking
about soccer, not some fun game where interesting things happen.'” -Conan O’Brien

“The theme for the Democrats today at the Democratic Convention is ‘United Together.’
Which really is the best way to be united. So much better than being united apart.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“President Obama appeared on Face the Nation this weekend and said of Hillary Clinton,
‘She’s not always flashy, and there are better speechmakers, but she knows her stuff.’ Man,
I’d hate to see Obama set somebody up on a blind date. ‘She’s got one wonky eye and she
talks too much, but you don’t wanna die alone, do ya?'” -Seth Meyers 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker
that said “Honk if you love Jesus.”
So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, gave me
an very impolite gesture, and yelled, “Can’t you see
the light is still red, you MORON!?” 😮

Monday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 1997 disaster epic was directed by James Cameron and stars Kate Winslet as Rose and Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack, two passengers on the ill-fated ship “RMS Titanic”, that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean in April of 1912. Jack is a lower-class vagabond who meets the young, beautiful Rose, who is engaged to a wealthy man in order to uphold her family’s financial status.

Answer:  Titanic!

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is set in Ireland. John Wayne portrays an Irish boxer who returns to his native Ireland following the death of his opponent in the U.S. This film was one of five that included Maureen O’Hara, herself a native of Ireland, as his co-star.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Ten students in Ms. Borowski’s 6th grade class have been given a HUGE project!!! They have to research famous historical leaders (assigned–they can’t even choose), and present them in front of the class using creative methods. However, they can at least work in pairs! Can you figure out which pairs presented whom, what presentation method they used, and what grade they received?

Tony and Lizzy received the same grade – one did a documentary and the other created a PowerPoint Presentation.

Tony lent Roxanne a book on Simon Bolivar for her project, not knowing that Jenna had already borrowed the same book from the library.

Sarah couldn’t get Karl to do anything more than a timeline, which received the lowest grade.

Churchill ended up on a poster.

Zoe did not receive a B.

Danielle had already done numerous reports on Hitler, so she was thankful when she was assigned Churchill.

Although he wasn’t supposed to, Joey helped Adam with his documentary of Hitler, since Joey was doing a report on the American leader during that time period.
 
ANSWER:  Zoe – Danielle – Churchill – Poster – C
Adam – Lizzy – Hitler – Documentary – A
Karl – Sarah – Zedong – Timeline – D
Tony – Joey – Roosevelt – PowerPoint – A
Jenna – Roxanne – Bolivar – Book – B
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Can you figure out the logic I used to decide the order of the following words:

gun, shoe, spree, door, hive, kicks, heaven, gate, line, den

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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