WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 4th, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers, “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via
e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,
and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: “You got male!” 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

  
“Verizon has purchased Yahoo and plans to merge it with AOL. Verizon
said its goal is to become the RC Cola of the internet.” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study finds that Americans have on average become several inches
shorter in the past 100 years. But scientists say it’s mainly because
we’re all looking down at our phones.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Some sad news today in the world of technology, because it was announced
that the last company to commercially produce VCRs, Funai Electric of Japan,
will discontinue selling VHS cassette tape players this month. For those of you
who don’t know what a VCR is, it’s that large digital clock
underneath your great-aunt’s TV.” -James Corden
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Three guys are debating which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear.
The Italian says, “Consider the phrase, ‘I love you.’ In Italian, it is: ‘Ti amo’. What a lovely sound!”
The French guy says, “True, but in French it is ‘Je t’adore’. An even more beautiful sound!”
“Unt vat’s wrong vit: ‘Ick leiber dick?” asks the German. 😮😮

Friday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a young, unpleasant orphan who comes to live with her uncle and while there discovers a secret garden on his grounds. It was published as a book in 1911 and has been adapted into films and plays. In the 1987 film adaptation, Colin Firth plays the adult Colin Craven and in the 2020 film version he plays the role of the uncle, Lord Archibald Craven.

 Answer:   The Secret Garden!

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This thriller is set primarily in Nazi-occupied France and follows several different storylines all culminating in an alternative history take on the assassination of top German officials.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
-You have 5 coins
-One of the coins is rigged to always land on heads
-You grab one at random
-You flip it twice and it lands on heads both times
What is the probability you picked the rigged one?

ANSWER: 50%

The rigged coin will always land on heads twice, so it has a weight of 1
The normal coins will land on heads twice 1/4th of the time, so they have a weight of 1/4.

1+(1/4)4=200% To get a valid percent you divide both sides by 2 1/2+(1/44)/2=100%
If you remove the probability of the real coins you get

1/2=50%

Alternate explanation:

Rigged Coin’s expected average after 4 flips:
HH
HH
HH
HH

Coin 2’s expected average after 4 flips:

HH
HT
TH
TT

Coin 3’s expected average after 4 flips:

HH
HT
TH
TT

Coin 4’s expected average after 4 flips:

HH
HT
TH
TT

Coin 5’s expected average after 4 flips:

HH
HT
TH
TT

If you take all the ones with tails, since we know they didn’t happen, then you are left with:

HH – RC
HH – RC
HH – RC
HH – RC
HH – C2
HH – C3
HH – C4
HH – C5

As you can see, half the scenarios above are the rigged coin
  
 

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Fill in the sentence below so that the first two words combine to make the third word. For example, given “The prime minister _ the meeting, even though the was technically the ___ official,” you would fill in RAN, KING, and RANKING.

If there is not enough light to , __ the lamp.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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