WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 6th, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
Two small county judges both got arrested for speeding on the same day. Rather than call
the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agreed to hear the other’s case.
The first judge took the bench while the second stood at the defendant’s table, and admitted
his guilt. The sentencing judge immediately suspended both the fine and costs.
They switched places. The second judge admitted that he was speeding, too. Thereupon the
first judge immediately fined him $250 and ordered him to pay court costs.
The second judge was furious. “I suspended your fine and costs, but you threw the book at me!”
he fumed. The first judge looked at him and replied, “This is the second such case we’ve had
in here today. Someone has to get tough about all this speeding!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Psychologists now believe that adulthood begins at 25, not 18. They also
believe that middle age begins the first time you eat at a Denny’s while sober.” -Conan O’Brien
“According to a recent survey, 15 percent of Americans have admitted to cooking in the
nude. Unfortunately, most of them work at Chipotle.” -Seth Meyers
“The post office just can’t get its act together. They announced today they want to raise the
price of stamps so they can make an extra $2 billion. That is still better than their original plan
- uninvent the Internet.” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and
the harsh weather combined give me very dry skin.
One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum jelly
and covered them with an old pair of white gloves. As I sat in bed reading
a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering
and came into the room wearing a towel.
Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and put it on.
“What are you doing?” I asked.
“Well” he replied, “if you are going to be formal. So am I.” 😮😮
Tuesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Tarantino honors the classic spaghetti Western with “Django Unchained” starring Jamie Foxx as the titled, escaped slave, accompanied by a brave German abolitionist, Dr. King Schulz (Christoph Waltz). Django wants to free his wife (Kerry Washington) who is enslaved by the rich and sadistic Calvin Candie (Leonardo DiCaprio). With Dr. Schulz’s help, he draws up a plan to “purchase” his wife from the plantation owner, but things go awry when pride gets in the way.
Answer: Django Unchained!
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
What movie centers around four independent storylines in Los Angeles, that eventually come together in a violent conclusion. John Travolta, Uma Thurman, and Samuel L. Jackson star in the masterpiece that was nominated for a Best Picture Oscar at the 1995 award show. The contents of the mysterious briefcase are still unknown.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Using only 3 straight lines, and without lifting your pencil, can you connect all the dots?
Connect the Dots II
ANSWER:
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
In these Word Pyramids, the first letter is given to you (which is the first answer). Use the clues to build the pyramid to find the answer. In each consecutive answer, a letter is added to the previous answer. However, the answer letters might not be in the same order. Good Luck!!
Starting letter: I
Clues:
- 3.1415926535…
- to cut, tear apart
- a support for two adjacent bridge spans
- first in excellence, quality, or value
- —— State Building
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