WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 12th, 2025

Here’s The Story……
 Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down.
After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted
grunts he asks Eric what the problem is.

“Well,” said Eric, “I ran afoul of one of those trick questions women ask.
Now I’m in deep trouble at home.”

“What kind of question?” asked Tom.

“My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly.”

“That’s easy,” said Tom. “You just say ‘Of course I will'”.

“Yeah,” said Eric, “That’s what I did, except I said, ‘Of course I DO….'” 😮

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“The biggest dog in the world lives in the U.K. and on its hind legs stands at 7 feet,
6 inches tall. When asked if he likes being taken for a walk, his owner said, ‘I love it.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting drunk
off of alcohol. It’s perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of
alcohol but none of the fun.” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study suggests that marriage is more beneficial for men than women. The
results of the study were shouted at me through a locked bedroom door.” -Seth Meyers

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking
me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort.
“Sorry,” I replied, “but I’ve been incapacitated.”
Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer.
I interrupted and said, “I’m incapacitated. Do you know what that means?”
She hesitated. “It means your head was cut off?” 😮
 

Monday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
This 2011 movie was written and directed by Iranian filmmaker Asghar Farhadi and stars Leila Hatami and Peyman Moaadi. It was the first Iranian film to win the Best Foreign Language film Oscar and follows a secular, middle-class Iranian family where the husband and wife are going through a divorce and the impact the separation has on their 10 year old daughter. 
 
Answer:  A Separation! 

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 2020 psychological drama film was directed by Florian Zeller and stars Anthony Hopkins and Olivia Colman. Hopkins would receive his second Academy Award win for Best Leading Actor for his role as Anthony in the film. Olivia Colman plays his daughter Anne – the plot of the movie centers around Anthony’s rapidly progressing dementia and his inability to navigate the world or understand what is going on around him.

MOnday’s Quizzler is….​
If to you I’m given you should thankfully receive,
Then look me over carefully, just don’t look at my teeth.
Show me to a cool stream and I’ll follow willingly,
Though I might not do what you want, although parched I may be,
But if you’re really hungry and are looking for a bite,
I don’t think you could eat me even though you say you might.
Decipher all these clues and then together they should tie
To help you solve the question which, of course, is “what am I?”

ANSWER: If you answered “horse” then you’re quite clever, very shrewd,
For to look a gift horse in the mouth is very, very rude!
Though I may (or not) be thirsty it’s a well-known thing, I think,
That you can lead a horse to water but you can not make it drink,
And though you might be famished, I don’t think you mean a word
In saying, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” it’s quite absurd!
 
 
 
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Mice are famous for their ability to multiply at breakneck speeds. The type of mouse we have here gives birth once a month, birthing 12 babies each time. Baby mice mature and can give birth two months after they are born.

You picked up one of these cute baby mice at the pet shop and brought it home the day after it was born. In 10 months from now, how many mice will you have?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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