WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 13th, 2025
Here’s The Story……
One day on his way to work, my husband stopped at the cafeteria as it began to rain.
Forgetting that he hadn’t brought an umbrella, he reached for the nearest one when he got up to leave.
“That’s my umbrella,” a woman immediately scolded.
Abashed at his mistake, he apologized and walked on to his office. He was drenched by the time he arrived.
Once there, he discovered three umbrellas that he had left in the office over the months,
and he decided to bring them home at the end of the day.
That afternoon he ran into the same woman who had confronted him earlier.
She looked at the umbrellas, then at him, and tartly remarked:
“Did real well for yourself today, didn’t you?” 😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“In other weird Japanese news – or as they call it in Japan, news – there are now plans
for a park in Japan that will be a combination of a hot springs spa and an amusement park.
It either sounds nice or like a sanitary nightmare.” -James Corden
“Two Connecticut residents stole over $1,000 worth of candles from the Yankee Candle Village.
The suspects are being described as white.” -Conan O’Brien
“Tonight was the lighting of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. Thousands of people waited
for hours in the cold just to go, ‘Cool. OK, back to the hotel, let’s go back to the hotel.'” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s jeans at a garage sale.
They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33.
So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head.
“I’m still wearing the 33s,” he said. “Come back next year.”
Tuesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
The 2020 psychological drama film was directed by Florian Zeller and stars Anthony Hopkins and Olivia Colman. Hopkins would receive his second Academy Award win for Best Leading Actor for his role as Anthony in the film. Olivia Colman plays his daughter Anne – the plot of the movie centers around Anthony’s rapidly progressing dementia and his inability to navigate the world or understand what is going on around him.
Answer: The Father
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This 1991 psychological horror film was directed by Jonathan Demme and is based on the novel by Thomas Harris about Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins), the jailed cannibalistic psychiatrist serial killer, and his aiding of the young FBI agent Clarice Starling (Jodie Foster) in locating and apprehending a new serial killer dubbed “Buffalo Bill”. Hopkins won the Academy Award for Best Leading actor for his performance in this movie, despite appearing for only 17 minutes of screen time.
TUesday’s Quizzler is….
Mice are famous for their ability to multiply at breakneck speeds. The type of mouse we have here gives birth once a month, birthing 12 babies each time. Baby mice mature and can give birth two months after they are born.
You picked up one of these cute baby mice at the pet shop and brought it home the day after it was born. In 10 months from now, how many mice will you have?
ANSWER: One.
The mouse cannot birth any babies by itself.
WEdnesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Use the syllables in the sylalist to complete the clues below. Each clue gives how many syllables the answer of it has. Can you complete every question?
Sylalist: com con dent e el el er fort junc man ment na nov o or or phant pi ro rus sat sau scor the tion urn
Clues:
- Sign of the zodiac (3)
- A Planet (2)
- A Mammal (3)
- Decoration (3)
- Mansion (2)
- Long Fiction (2)
- Rat, Squirrel, etc. (2)
- Quilted Bedcover (3)
- Book of Synonyms (3)
- and, but, for, so, etc. (3)
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