WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 15th, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
A therapist has a theory that the more often couples make love, the happier they are.
So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make
love 2 to 3 times a week?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.
“How about once a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a
bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”
One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked
as this lone aberration disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks,
“what are you so happy about?” The man yells, “Today’s the day!” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The FDA has approved a device for weight loss that sucks the food out of
your stomach through an abdominal incision. Or, you could just
try a salad some time.” -Conan O’Brien
“A Georgia man is facing charges after he tried to enter a Waffle House
completely naked. Ugh. Can you imagine?
Walking into a Waffle House barefoot?” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
At an art gallery, a woman and her 10 year old son were having a tough time
choosing between two paintings. They finally chose and went with the autumn themed one.
“I see you prefer an autumn scene as opposed to a floral one,” said the gallery
owner, who happened to be nearby and witnessed the mother-son interaction.
“No,” said the boy. “This painting is wider, so it’ll cover the three holes I put in the wall.”
Thursday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
This 1995 biographical drama was directed by Oliver Stone and starred Anthony Hopkins as the titular US president with Joan Allen and Ed Harris in supporting roles. The movie centers around the Watergate scandal and Richard Nixon’s eventual resignation from office. While the movie was favorably reviewed, it is considered a box office bomb, recouping only $14m of its $44m budget.
Answer: Nixon!
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
The 1997 Steven Spielberg movie follows the legal battles following the real tale of the “Amistad”, a ship that was overtaken by captured African slaves and docked in the United States. Anthony Hopkins plays John Quincy Adams, a then ex-US president who eventually represented the Africans in court and got them pardoned and release for the ship’s mutiny. The movie also stars Djimon Honsou, Morgan Freeman, and Matthew McConaughey.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Everyone knows and loves Disney Characters, so I have created a little challenge to test
your knowledge of the many characters created by the Disney Studios over the years.
Can you figure out the characters represented by each clue below? Good luck and have
fun reminiscing about all these memorable characters!
- To act really strange, silly and funny
- Smallest and farthest planet from the sun
- Rhymes with picky house
- Very short skirt + rhymes with house
- Name for a Mafia boss + not young + avoid being hit
- Opposite of light + the appendage of a bird used for flying + bird that goes “quack”
- Type of flower + rhymes with luck
- Tint or shade of a color + E + moisture found on grass in the morning + E + and + in _ of (also rhymes with clue) + E
- A round disc used as money in poker + and + canyon or lowland
- Obscene, indecent or lecherous (rhymes with crude) + synthetic hair worn by woman + Von + D + tool used to sweep leaves
ANSWER: 1. Goofy
- Pluto
- Mickey Mouse
- Minnie Mouse (mini + mouse)
- Donald Duck (don + old + duck)
- Darkwing Duck (dark + wing + duck)
- Daisy Duck (daisy + duck)
- Huey, Dewey and Louie (hue + E, + dew + E, + and + lieu + E)
- Chip and Dale (chip + and + dale)
- Ludwig Von Drake (lewd + wig + von + D + rake)
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A 3-letter-word has been taken out of each of the following words.
Can you figure it out?
RA_ _ G _ DER S _ G MU _ _Y
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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