WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 18th, 2025

Can it get punnier than this?  

Timmy: I’m Hungary.
Mum: Why don’t you Czech the fridge?
Timmy: OK, I’m Russian to the kitchen.
Mum: Hmmm, may be you’ll find some Turkey.
Timmy: Yeah, but it’s all covered in Greece. yuck!
Mum: There is Norway you can eat that.
Timmy: I know, I guess I’ll just have a can of Chile
Mum: Denmark your name on the can.
Timmy: Kenya do it for me?
Mum: OK, I’m Ghana do it.
Timmy: Thanks, I’m so tired Iran for an hour today
Mum: It Tokyo long enough.
Timmy: Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes. 😮😮

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you about 
himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.” -Lisa Kirk

“Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own short-comings, they gradually begin 
to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring 
defects in other people’s characters.” –Margaret Halsey

“Since childhood is a time when kids prepare to be grown ups, I think it makes a lot of 
sense to completely traumatize your children. Gets ’em ready for the real world” –George Carlin
 
 
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was at the customer-service desk, 
returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
“Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked.
“Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings.” 😮😮

Monday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 1994 Disney classic was directed by Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff and starred Jeremy Irons and Matthew Broderick. Partially inspired by “Hamlet”, Simba is a young lion cub who is tricked by his uncle Scar into believing that he led to the death of his father, the King Mufasa.
He is exiled from his home and has to grow up away from his family before eventually returning to face his uncle.

Answer: The Lion King!  

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This 1995 Pixar movie was directed by Jonathan Lasseter and starred Tom Hanks as Woody, a cowboy doll, and Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear, a Space Ranger Action figure. The film opens with the toys spying on their owner Andy’s birthday party, worried that he might find some new toys that will eventually replace them. Buzz Lightyear, Andy’s new favorite toy, is initially unaware that he is a toy.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Which of the following words does not belong in the list, and why?

Reappear
Caucasus
Inefficiencies
Signings
Arraigning
Horseshoer
Intestines
Appeases
 
ANSWER:  The odd word out is INEFFICIENCIES
In all the other words, each of the letters in the word appears twice.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Find 17 creatures in this paragraph.

Kneel in the kayak grasping the boat, but don’t wrench the bullion or scowl at the chart. Behind the taped and sealed planter is a benevolent collier. The foxglove is in the bath.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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