WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 19th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
As the manager of our hospital’s softball team, I was responsible for returning 
equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.
When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to 
one of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.
“Look, honey,” one man said to his wife. “Here comes your anesthesiologist.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“I’m writing a book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: 
‘I heard from this guy who told somebody…'” -Demetri Martin

A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though. Because 
even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass. 😮

“When we got married we registered at Bloomingdale’s because you 
can return everything for cash. And I figure each place setting can 
keep me in beer money for about a month.” –Gary Barkin

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, 
“I can make the boss give me the day off.”

The man, intrigued, says, “And how would you do that?”

The woman says, “I’ll show you.” She then hangs upside down from the ceiling, 
and a moment later, the boss comes hurrying in.

“What are you doing?” he cries.

The woman says, “I’m a light bulb.”

In shock, the boss says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. 
I think you need to take the day off. Get down and go home.”

She smiles at the man, then climbs down and heads for the exit. 
The man is so impressed by this outcome, he follows after her.
“Where are you going?” says the boss.
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”  😮😮

Tuesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
his 1995 Pixar movie was directed by Jonathan Lasseter and starred Tom Hanks as Woody, a cowboy doll, and Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear, a Space Ranger Action figure. The film opens with the toys spying on their owner Andy’s birthday party, worried that he might find some new toys that will eventually replace them. Buzz Lightyear, Andy’s new favorite toy, is initially unaware that he is a toy.

Answer:  Toy Story!

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This 1991 romantic fantasy Disney movie was based on “La Belle et la Bete”, a fairy tale authored by French novelist Gabrielle-Suzanne de Villeneuve. Walt Disney had wanted to adapt it into a Disney movie since the 1930s. Gary Tousdale and Kirk Wise directed the film, with voice actors Paige O’Hara and Robby Benson playing Belle and “The Beast”, respectively. In the movie, French girl Belle is imprisoned by an ugly beast in his castle after her father accidentally gets lost and imprisoned. In exchange for his life and freedom, the Beast demands that Belle stay with him.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Find 17 creatures in this paragraph.
Kneel in the kayak grasping the boat, but don’t wrench the bullion or scowl at the chart. 
Behind the taped and sealed planter is a benevolent collier. The foxglove is in the bath.
 
ANSWER:  Eel, yak, asp, boa, wren, bull, cow, ape, seal, ant, vole, collie, fox, bat, ox, lion, owl (plus char, hart and hind for three bonus points, but these are more difficult. Char is a fish, related to trout and/or salmon and the hart is a kind of deer, while the hind is either a fish or a deer, depending on your usage.)
 
 
 
 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
There are four letters that are anagrams to form six words.

You can cook food in __.

You need __ to cover fast food cups.

Red means __ in certain situations.

A __ can be found on dirty clothes and animals.

Police officers will __ a warrant for someone’s arrest.

Bonus
A student sometimes __ to not go to college.

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