WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 21th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A Sunday School teacher wanted to use squirrels as an example of a diligent work ethic 
and being prepared. She started the lesson by saying, “I’m going to describe something, 
and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is.” The children were excited 
to show her what they knew and leaned forward eagerly.
“I’m thinking of something that lives in trees and eats nuts.” No hands went up. “It can 
be gray or brown and it has a long bushy tail.” The children looked around 
the room at each other, but still no one raised a hand.
“It chatters and sometimes it flips its tail when it’s excited?”
Finally one little boy shyly raised his hand. The teacher breathed a sigh of relief and said, 
“Okay, Michael. What do you think it is?”
“Well,” said the boy, “I know the answer’s supposed to be Jesus, 
but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Target announced that it will hire 100,000 seasonal employees during the holidays. 
Ten of them will be on the register; the rest will wander around saying, 
‘I don’t work in this department.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“California Gov. Jerry Brown is working on a plan to build two tunnels that will bring 
water to Southern California. Of course, it’s California, so one tunnel is for flat water, 
the other sparkling with lime.” -Conan O’Brien

“McDonald’s is unveiling something called a Nutella burger at its locations in Italy. 
This goes against the traditional way of eating Nutella, which is with two fingers 
in the dark while crying at 3 a.m.” -James Corden
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened 
to him back in the early days of his practice.

He said a woman brought her baby to see him, and he determined 
ight away that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for 
ear drops. In the directions he wrote, “Put two drops in right ear every 
four hours” and he abbreviated “right” as an R with a circle around it.

Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining 
that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was 
getting really greasy with all those drops of oil.

The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the 
pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label:
“Put two drops in R ear every four hours.” 😮😮

Wednesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
This 1991 romantic fantasy Disney movie was based on “La Belle et la Bete”, a fairy tale authored by French novelist Gabrielle-Suzanne de Villeneuve. Walt Disney had wanted to adapt it into a Disney movie since the 1930s. Gary Tousdale and Kirk Wise directed the film, with voice actors Paige O’Hara and Robby Benson playing Belle and “The Beast”, respectively. In the movie, French girl Belle is imprisoned by an ugly beast in his castle after her father accidentally gets lost and imprisoned. In exchange for his life and freedom, the Beast demands that Belle stay with him.

Answer: Beauty and the Beast! 

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Andrew Stanton directed the 2003 animated Pixar movie that starred Ellen DeGeneres and Albert Brooks. Marlin, a clownfish, loses his partner and all but one of his children to a large hungry barracuda. He vows to keep his surviving son, Nemo, safe. However, Nemo’s recklessness gets him captured by Scuba divers and domesticated as a pet by humans in Sydney.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
There are four letters that are anagrams to form six words.

You can cook food in __.

You need __ to cover fast food cups.

Red means __ in certain situations.

A __ can be found on dirty clothes and animals.

Police officers will __ a warrant for someone’s arrest.

Bonus
A student sometimes __ to not go to college.
 
ANSWER: 1)Pots
2)Tops
3)Stop
4)Spot
5)Post
Bonus Opts
 
 
 
 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎

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