WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 22nd, 2025

Here’s The Story….
I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, 
so I called the airlines to get prices. “Airfare to Denver is $300,” the cheery salesperson replied.
“And what about Salt Lake City?”
“We have a really great rate to Salt Lake; $99,” she said. 
“But there is a stopover.”
“Where?”
“In Denver,” she said. 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“Father’s Day cards fit into four major categories: golf, fishing, barbecue, beer. And beer. 
And beer. And beer. What kind of message is this? ‘Dad, you are a potbellied drunk and 
we’re sending you to rehab after you finish mowing the lawn.’ We need to mix it up a little. 
Either the cards need to change, or we do.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Two Australian farmers recently created a kind of vodka made from carrots. It’s the best 
thing that’s ever happened to rabbit bachelorette parties.” -Seth Meyers

“More millennials are looking to get rid of extra piercings and even remove their tattoos. 
Researchers say it’s due to a new phenomenon occurring among millennials called turning 30.” -Jimmy Fallon
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose 
some pounds she had put on recently.
“Good!” I exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting 
buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to go out 
and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first.”
“Great!” she replied. “I’ll ride with you.” 😮

Thursday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
Andrew Stanton directed the 2003 animated Pixar movie that starred Ellen DeGeneres and Albert Brooks. Marlin, a clownfish, loses his partner and all but one of his children to a large hungry barracuda. He vows to keep his surviving son, Nemo, safe. However, Nemo’s recklessness gets him captured by Scuba divers and domesticated as a pet by humans in Sydney.

Answer:  Finding Nemo!

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This was a black comedy / crime thriller featuring veteran actors Christopher Walken and Denis Leary alongside a young cast that included Sean Patrick Flanery, Johnny Galecki, Jay Mohr, Jeremy Sisto and Henry Thomas. In the story, a group of privileged young men kidnap a former mob boss, hoping his connections will help them rescue a kidnapped friend. As the night progresses, their plan unravels, revealing hidden motives and unexpected twists.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
 oLr

elteltelteltelt
elteltelteltelt
elteltelteltelt

ANSWER:  Eleanor Roosevelt
‘L’ in ‘or’
rows of ‘elt’

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What phrase is represented by the following?

IQ of someone = 140 > IQs of: (grizzly + black + polar) / 3 = 100

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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