WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 25th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines’ 
conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run 
out of aspirin for workers with noise-induced tension headaches.
I drove to the nearest store and loaded a shopping cart with four cases of baby powder 
and several boxes of aspirin. As the man behind me in the checkout line peered at my 
purchases, he laughed and exclaimed, “Must be one heck of a baby!” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“Police are looking for a woman who stole $3,000 worth of cat-grooming supplies 
at an airport baggage carousel. Police describe the suspect as ‘single.'” -Seth Meyers

“For a lot of children, the party known as summer is over. Don’t worry, kids. School 
will end eventually and then you’ll get to go to a different kind of school called work, 
and it only ends when you get old and die.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“In Saudi Arabia, a 14-year-old boy was detained for dancing to the Macarena. You 
know, I don’t say this often but I’m going to side with the 
Saudi government on this one.” -Conan O’Brien

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400. I said, “I’d like large bills, please.”
She looked at me and said, “I’m sorry sir, all the bills are the same size.”
When I got up off the floor I explained it to her. 😮😮

FRiday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
This was a black comedy / crime thriller featuring veteran actors Christopher Walken and Denis Leary alongside a young cast that included Sean Patrick Flanery, Johnny Galecki, Jay Mohr, Jeremy Sisto and Henry Thomas. In the story, a group of privileged young men kidnap a former mob boss, hoping his connections will help them rescue a kidnapped friend. As the night progresses, their plan unravels, revealing hidden motives and unexpected twists.

Answer:  Suicide Kings 

MOdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Six men are hired to pull of a diamond heist and are given color-coded nicknames to maintain their anonymity – Mr. Brown (Quentin Tarantino), Mr. White (Harvey Keitel), Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen), Mr. Orange (Tim Roth), (Mr. Pink) Steve Buscemi, and Mr. Blue (Edward Bunker). After the botched robbery, the criminals regroup in a warehouse, trying to figure out who among them betrayed the operation. Tensions rise as suspicions grow, leading to violent confrontations and a breakdown of trust.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
 What phrase is represented by the following?

IQ of someone = 140 > IQs of: (grizzly + black + polar) / 3 = 100

ANSWER:  smarter than the average bear
“IQ” is an abbreviation for “intelligence quotient”.
The words “grizzly”, “black”, and “polar” refer to types of bears.
The person’s IQ (140) is greater than the average of the three bears’ IQs (100), thus making him/her smarter than the average bear.
 
 
 

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
At noon, you look at the clock in your bedroom. The big hand is on the five and the little hand is in between the 3 and the 4. What time is it?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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