WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 26th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
A school class goes on a field trip to the local police station, where they see pictures
of the country’s ten most wanted criminals. A little boy points to a picture
and asks if it really is the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” says the policeman. “The detectives want to capture him very badly.”
The little boy is extremely puzzled. “They must not be very clever detectives then,” he says.
Why do you say that?” asks the policeman.
“Well,” says the little boy, “if they wanted him so badly,
why did they let him go after taking his picture?”😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“My New Year’s resolution this year was to get a gym membership, use it twice,
and then never use it again. I’m already halfway there.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A seventh grade teacher in California was arrested for teaching while drunk. Which is
why an entire Earth Science class now thinks hurricanes are formed when rum collides
with lime juice, passion fruit, and crushed ice in a hot pink souvenir
cup from Senor Frog’s.” -Jimmy Fallon
“New research came out that reveals that being attractive in high school leads to
success later in life. So finally some good news for hot, popular teenagers.” -Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They are appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would
he be doing 500 hours of community service?” 😮😮
Monday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Six men are hired to pull of a diamond heist and are given color-coded nicknames to maintain their anonymity – Mr. Brown (Quentin Tarantino), Mr. White (Harvey Keitel), Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen), Mr. Orange (Tim Roth), (Mr. Pink) Steve Buscemi, and Mr. Blue (Edward Bunker). After the botched robbery, the criminals regroup in a warehouse, trying to figure out who among them betrayed the operation. Tensions rise as suspicions grow, leading to violent confrontations and a breakdown of trust.
Answer: Reservoir Dogs!
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is set during a high school graduation party, this teen romantic comedy follows various students as they navigate crushes, friendships, and personal revelations. The story centers on a shy writer determined to confess his feelings before the night ends.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
At noon, you look at the clock in your bedroom. The big hand is on the five and the little hand is in between the 3 and the 4. What time is it?
ANSWER: Noon.
(However, if you answered that it’s time to get a new clock, you’re right, too.)
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Answer the clues with a pair of rhyming words.
(plump feline = fat cat)
- Moby Dick fan letter
- Stream cove
- Medieval soldier competition
- Extra couple
- Metal drain plug
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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