WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 28th, 2025

Here’s The Story….. 
As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign: “Danger! Beware of Dog!” 
Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor.
“Is that the dog we’re supposed to beware of?” he asks the owner.
“That’s him,” comes the reply.
“He doesn’t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?”
“‘Cause before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.” 😎😂
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“Best Buy will start selling solar panels in an effort to promote energy conservation. 
Best Buy says you can find the panels right next to the 300 flat-screen 
TVs they leave on all day.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Lululemon is the company that makes yoga pants that are so tight they cut off circulation 
to the part of your brain that decides how much money is OK to spend on yoga pants.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“There are some accusations that Silicon Valley discriminates against people because of 
their age. Elderly groups are so furious about this that they plan to send 
Silicon Valley an angry fax.” -Conan O’Brien 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Caller: ‘Hi, can you connect me with Jack?’
Operator: ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.’
Caller: ‘On page 1, section 5, of your user guide it clearly states that I need to 
unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before 
cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?’
Operator: ‘I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.’ 😮😮

Wednesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  😥😥
In the story, a top police negotiator (Jackson) is accused of corruption and murder. To clear his name, he takes hostages and demands to speak with another skilled negotiator (Spacey), sparking a tense standoff that uncovers a deeper conspiracy within the department.

Answer:  The Negotiator!

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
In early 1990s Seattle, a group of young adults living in the same apartment complex deal with romantic entanglements, career ambitions, and the search for meaning. The film captures the spirit of the grunge era and the complexities of modern relationships.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
See if you can figure out these words using the clues listed below. Each word ends with “BOARD”.
Please note that numbers 4 and 5 are two separate words. Have fun!

1) Used with telephones
2) A place to advertise
3) Right-side of ship
4) Found around water
5) Old-time cars had two
6) Computers need them
7) College professor’s headgear
8) Used in the Old West
 

ANSWER:  1) Switchboard
2) Billboard
3) Starboard
4) Diving Board
5) Running Board
6) Keyboard
7) Mortarboard
8) Buckboard

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I am a word of meanings three.
Three ways of spelling me there be.
The first is an odour, a smell if you will.
The second some money, but not in a bill.
The third is past tense, a method of passing things on or around.

Can you tell me now, what these words are, that have the same sound?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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