WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 1st, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. 
He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his 
neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.”

“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like 
this for the Final and not use it?”

The neighbor says, “Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come 
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t 
been to together since we got married.”

“Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, 
a friend, relative, or even a neighbor to take her seat?”

The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”😮😮

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“Authorities in Florida are searching for two men who left an injured 
alligator at a convenience store. Said the alligator, ‘No, no, it’s cool. 
They said they’d see me later.'” -Seth Meyers

“Today is the first official day of summer. Right now, everyone’s thinking, 
‘I’m gonna hike! I’m gonna go camping! I’m gonna hit the beach!’ 
While Netflix is like, ‘Suuure you are.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“The FDA has approved a device for weight loss that sucks the food 
out of your stomach through an abdominal incision. Or, 
you could just try a salad some time.” -Conan O’Brien
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
After the man who created the hokeypokey died, it took a while to get 
the body in the casket. They put his right foot in. 
They took his right foot out…. 😁😎
 

Friday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  😥😥
In this story, alien creatures resembling clowns arrive in a small town, using bizarre circus-themed 
weapons to terrorize the locals. A group of teens discovers the truth and attempts 
to stop the invasion before it’s too late.

Answer:  Killer Klowns from Outer Space!

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a middle-aged man who undergoes a personal awakening, challenging societal norms and his suburban lifestyle. As he pursues freedom and desire, the lives of those around him unravel, leading to a dramatic and tragic conclusion.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Three women (Dana, Barbara, & Ellen) and two men (Ben & Max) went to dinner at their favorite restaurant to celebrate the engagement of two of their friends. Each ordered a different entree (shrimp & pasta, chicken cordon bleu, vegetable medley, fillet mignon, & NY strip steak), and a different dessert (fudge cake, vanilla ice cream, apple crisp, chocolate cream pie, & strawberry parfait). Can you determine each person’s full name and what entree and dessert they ordered?

1) Nobody’s first name starts with the same letter as their last name.

2) Klein and Bronson are dating.

3) Ms. Mathers is a vegetarian.

4) The 5 friends are the man who ordered fudge cake, the one who ordered chicken cordon bleu, Ellen, the woman who ordered fillet mignon, and Mr. Klein (who ordered ice cream).

5) Mr. Klein and Dana shared their desserts.

6) Delaney and Ruiz are engaged. Neither of them ordered beef.

7) Ben does not care for chocolate and is allergic to strawberries.

8) Delaney did not order chocolate cream pie or apple crisp for dessert.

9) Ben and Ruiz have been friends since high school, and were laughing over dinner about how they have always liked the same girls, until Barbara came along.

ANSWER:  Max Ruiz ordered shrimp & pasta and fudge cake.
Barbara Delaney ordered chicken cordon bleu and strawberry parfait.
Ellen Mathers ordered the vegetable medley and chocolate cream pie.
Ben Klein ordered NY strip steak and vanilla ice cream.
Dana Bronson ordered fillet mignon and apple crisp.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Some people believe that January 1, 2000 is the first day of the 21st century. Other people believe that the honor belongs to January 1, 2001. But everyone should agree that January 1, 2002 is the first “sum-day” of the new century- when you write out that date in standard notation, it becomes 01/01/02, and 1+1=2. More generally, a sum-day is a date in which the day and month add up to the year. With that in mind:

A) What is the last sum-day of the 21st century?

B) How many sum-days are there in the 21st century?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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