WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 2nd, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day.
Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling
in and out, carrying off books and supplies in preparation for the arrival of students the next day.
The school where he had been a Principal the previous year had used a check-out system only
slightly less elaborate than that at Fort Knox.
Cautiously, he asked the school’s long time Custodian, “Do you think it’s wise to keep the
stock room unlocked and to let the teachers take things without requisitions?”
The Custodian looked at him gravely. “We trust them with the children, don’t we?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Alaska Airlines might start giving out virtual reality headsets to first-class passengers.
Meanwhile, if you’re in coach, they just duct tape an in-flight magazine to your forehead.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A new study reveals that the average fast-food chicken nugget is almost 60 percent fat.
The study also says that the average fast-food customer is
almost 60 percent chicken nuggets.” -Conan O’Brien
“According to a new report, there is a shrine in Japan solely dedicated to hemorrhoids.
Seating is limited, but usually available.” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One caller to our answering service gave me his name, number and message
and then said, “You know my name. What’s yours?”
“We’re not allowed to give our names,” I replied, “but my operator number is 4136”
Sounding disappointed, he said, “May I call you by your first digit,
or would that be too personal?” 😮😮
Monday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! 😥😥
This movie is about a middle-aged man who undergoes a personal awakening, challenging societal norms and his suburban lifestyle. As he pursues freedom and desire, the lives of those around him unravel, leading to a dramatic and tragic conclusion.
Answer: American Beauty
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
In this film, after receiving a mysterious rosary, a young woman (Arquette) begins experiencing unexplained wounds resembling those of Christ. A Vatican investigator (Byrne) is drawn into a spiritual mystery that questions the boundaries between faith and institutional control.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Some people believe that January 1, 2000 is the first day of the 21st century. Other people believe that the honor belongs to January 1, 2001. But everyone should agree that January 1, 2002 is the first “sum-day” of the new century- when you write out that date in standard notation, it becomes 01/01/02, and 1+1=2. More generally, a sum-day is a date in which the day and month add up to the year. With that in mind:
A) What is the last sum-day of the 21st century?
B) How many sum-days are there in the 21st century?
ANSWER: A) The last sum-day of the 21st century is December 31, 2043, because 12+31=43, and both the month and day are as big as possible.
B) This one is much easier than you might think. The correct answer is 365, because every day in a standard (non-leap) year is part of a sum-day for some year. For example, November 26 is a sum-day for the year 2037, because 11+26=37. The only date for which this principle doesn’t work is the leap day, February 29. That’s because 2+29=31, but 2031 is not a leap year.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Five people are getting a job after they get married.
First Names- Adam, Jacob, Sydney, Sarah, Ashley
Last Names- Adams, Thompson, Jackson, Newman, Hudson
Married to- Ella, Emma, Brad, Levi, and Tyler
Jobs- Doctor, Veterinarian, Teacher, Lawyer, Hair Stylist
City Working in- Chicago, New York, Los Angeles, Columbus, Phoenix
- Adam (whose last name is not Hudson) doesn’t work in Los Angeles.
- The five people are Jacob, Mr. Thompson, the one married to Tyler, the
veterinarian, and the one who works in Columbus. - The person who is the doctor doesn’t work in Phoenix.
- The person whose last name is Newman (who isn’t Sydney) is the teacher.
- Sydney, whose last name is Adams, doesn’t work in New York.
- The five jobs belong to the hair stylist, Sydney, the one married to Levi, the person whose last name
is Newman, and the one who works in Chicago. - The doctor isn’t married to Ella. The veterinarian isn’t married to Brad.
- Emma (who isn’t married to Jacob) is married to the doctor.
- Mrs. Jackson doesn’t work in Phoenix.
- Sarah (whose last name is not Hudson) is the hair stylist.
- The veterinarian works in New York. The lawyer works in Columbus.
- Jacob’s last name is Newman.
- Brad is married to the lawyer.
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