WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 3rd, 2025
Funny Quotes About Anxiety to Lighten Your Mental Load
Sometimes laughter really is the best medicine…
We take a look at quotes designed to bring a smile to your face and make your load feel lighter
during times of stress and anxiety. So, sit back, take a deep breath, and in the words of Louis Armstrong,
“leave your worries on the doorstep.” The Bible says in Proverbs that a merry heart does good like medicine.
These quotes are sure to make you feel better.
- “Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.” — Anne Lamott
- “Be obscure clearly.” – E. B. White
- “Cure for an obsession: get another one.” – Mason Cooley
- “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
- “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.” – Mark Twain
- “I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.” – Charles M. Schulz
- “I just give myself permission to suck…I find this hugely liberating.” — John Green
- “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams
- “I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.” – Richard Lewis
- “If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.” – William Lyon Phelps
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The Baltimore airport just got a gym where you can work out while you wait for a flight.
Finally combining the two things Americans love most – waiting in airports and exercise.” -Jimmy Fallon
“For Valentine’s Day, some KFCs are letting you send a loved one a heart-shaped bucket of
fried chicken. And even better, if you really hate someone, you can send them two buckets.” -Conan O’Brien
“The British tabloid, The Mirror, published a story about a woman who faked her own death
to break off a relationship after the man wouldn’t leave her alone. Ahh, yes, the
old ‘It’s not you, I’m dead’ approach.” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident,
my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The nurse asked for my height
and weight and I blurted out, “Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds.”
While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother leaned over to me.
“Sweetheart,” she gently chided, “this is not the Internet.” 😮😮
Tuesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! 😥😥
In this film, after receiving a mysterious rosary, a young woman (Arquette) begins experiencing unexplained wounds resembling those of Christ. A Vatican investigator (Byrne) is drawn into a spiritual mystery that questions the boundaries between faith and institutional control.
Answer: Stigmata!
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
In this movie, a wealthy entrepreneur invites a group of strangers to spend the night in a haunted asylum, offering a cash reward if they survive. As supernatural events unfold, the guests realize the building holds dark secrets and deadly intentions.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Five people are getting a job after they get married.
First Names- Adam, Jacob, Sydney, Sarah, Ashley
Last Names- Adams, Thompson, Jackson, Newman, Hudson
Married to- Ella, Emma, Brad, Levi, and Tyler
Jobs- Doctor, Veterinarian, Teacher, Lawyer, Hair Stylist
City Working in- Chicago, New York, Los Angeles, Columbus, Phoenix
- Adam (whose last name is not Hudson) doesn’t work in Los Angeles.
- The five people are Jacob, Mr. Thompson, the one married to Tyler, the
veterinarian, and the one who works in Columbus. - The person who is the doctor doesn’t work in Phoenix.
- The person whose last name is Newman (who isn’t Sydney) is the teacher.
- Sydney, whose last name is Adams, doesn’t work in New York.
- The five jobs belong to the hair stylist, Sydney, the one married to Levi, the person whose last name
is Newman, and the one who works in Chicago. - The doctor isn’t married to Ella. The veterinarian isn’t married to Brad.
- Emma (who isn’t married to Jacob) is married to the doctor.
- Mrs. Jackson doesn’t work in Phoenix.
- Sarah (whose last name is not Hudson) is the hair stylist.
- The veterinarian works in New York. The lawyer works in Columbus.
- Jacob’s last name is Newman.
- Brad is married to the lawyer.
ANSWER: Adam Thompson married Emma and is the doctor in Chicago.
Jacob Newman married Ella and is the teacher in Phoenix.
Sydney Adams married Brad and is the lawyer in Columbus.
Sarah Jackson married Tyler and is the hair stylist in Los Angeles.
Ashley Hudson married Levi and is the veterinarian in New York.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A neighborhood block party had a Dutch oven cobbler cook-off. All cobblers were made with a cake batter and a fruit. Five people entered the cook-off, each one using a different cake and fruit. From the clues below determine the name of the person, the type of cake and fruit used, and what place they took. The boys are George, Russell, and Cory and the girls are Chelsea and Mary
1) The 2nd place cobbler had raspberry as the fruit, while the 1st place cobbler had marble.
2) The cobbler that used white cake did not use apple.
3) The cobbler that mixed yellow cake and cherry placed higher than 4th, while a female baked the 4th place cobbler.
4) Cory’s cobbler was made with mixed fruit while Russell placed 3rd.
5) Devil chocolate was used with George’s cobbler which did not place last. Chelsea’s cobbler placed either 2nd, 3rd,or 5th but did not use pineapple as the fruit.
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