WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 4th, 2025
Funny Quotes About Anxiety to Lighten Your Mental Load PART TWO!
Sometimes laughter really is the best medicine…
We take a look at quotes designed to bring a smile to your face and make your load feel lighter
during times of stress and anxiety. So, sit back, take a deep breath, and in the words of Louis Armstrong,
“leave your worries on the doorstep.” The Bible says in Proverbs that a merry heart does good like medicine.
These quotes are sure to make you feel better.
- “I’m for whatever gets you through the night.” – Frank Sinatra
- “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” – Katharine Hepburn
- “My life needs editing.” – Mort Sahl
- “One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening.”- Franklin P. Jones
- “Reality continues to ruin my life.” – Bill Watterson
- “The next time you have a thought… let it go.” – Ron White
- “The time to relax is when you don’t have time for it.” — Sydney J. Harris
- “There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”
– Henry Kissinger https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/henry_kissinger_100085 - “We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.” — David Mamet, “Boston Marriage”
- “Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.”
– Erma Bombeck
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study suggests that ancient cave art from 40,000 years ago was mostly
done by women. So even back then men didn’t have a say in decorating.” -Jimmy Fallon
“There’s an event company that specializes in fake weddings. The idea is that many young
people don’t want to get married but they do want a wedding, so the company puts on a fake
ceremony and a fake reception. I can’t imagine writing ‘Will attend’ on an RSVP for a fake wedding.
There are already weddings for people who don’t want to get married – they’re called weddings.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“The FDA is currently debating whether the chocolate hazelnut topping Nutella should be
classified as a dessert or a spread. Which is ridiculous. Nutella isn’t a dessert or a spread,
it’s a cry for help.” -James Corden
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
On our way to the ski hill, my friend’s children decided to “find me a man” by the end of the day.
The kids did their best to let it be known I was unmarried and to introduce me to anyone who
was skiing alone and therefore, in their minds, single.
To my great relief they finally got bored with their mission and charged off on their own.
I then made my way to the chair lift. As I moved near the front of the line, a gentleman
close to my age said “Excuse me, but are you single?”
Groaning inwardly, I said, “Yes, but despite what you may have heard,
I’m really not looking to get married.” He looked at me oddly.
“All I want is someone to share the chair lift with.” 😮😮😁
Wednesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! 😥😥
In this movie, a wealthy entrepreneur invites a group of strangers to spend the night in a haunted asylum, offering a cash reward if they survive. As supernatural events unfold, the guests realize the building holds dark secrets and deadly intentions.
Answer: House on Haunted Hill!
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
In this tale, psychics gather at a hotel to investigate the death of a colleague, only to encounter deadly puppets brought to life by ancient magic. Each puppet has unique abilities, and the group must fight to survive the sinister forces at play.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
A neighborhood block party had a Dutch oven cobbler cook-off. All cobblers were made with a cake batter and a fruit. Five people entered the cook-off, each one using a different cake and fruit. From the clues below determine the name of the person, the type of cake and fruit used, and what place they took. The boys are George, Russell, and Cory and the girls are Chelsea and Mary
1) The 2nd place cobbler had raspberry as the fruit, while the 1st place cobbler had marble.
2) The cobbler that used white cake did not use apple.
3) The cobbler that mixed yellow cake and cherry placed higher than 4th, while a female baked the 4th place cobbler.
4) Cory’s cobbler was made with mixed fruit while Russell placed 3rd.
5) Devil chocolate was used with George’s cobbler which did not place last. Chelsea’s cobbler placed either 2nd, 3rd,or 5th but did not use pineapple as the fruit.
ANSWER: George’s cobbler was made with devil chocolate and raspberry and placed 2nd.
Russell’s cobbler was made with yellow and cherry and placed 3rd.
Cory’s cobbler was made with marble and mixed fruit and placed 1st.
Mary’s cobbler was made with white and pineapple and placed 4th.
Chelsea’s cobbler was made with caramel and apple and placed 5th.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Each sentence below contains a word that can be anagrammed to answer or describe the sentence.
Example: Craft that might tip in the ocean. Answer: Canoe (Anagram of ocean)
- Bit of brush
- Opposite of unite
- Writings of a steno
- They affix without paste
- Having less reason for fears
- Animal that may need a shoer
Excerpted from an old Reader’s Digest
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