WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 12th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?”
“Certainly not,” said the Priest. “As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it.”
“I tried,” Brian sobbed, “but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?”
“If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family.”
Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off.
When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen,
he found that someone had stolen his turkey. 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The American Academy of Pediatrics has suggested that people under the age of 18
should be banned from tanning salons. Parents that take their kids to tanning salons
should be banned from parenting.” -Jimmy Fallon
“There is a new bike lock that prevents theft by releasing a gas that makes a robber throw
up if they cut the lock. So, the good news is: Your bike wasn’t stolen.
The bad news: It’s covered in vomit.” -Conan O’Brien
“A school in California is testing a new program that forgoes traditional teachers and has
students teach and grade each other’s classwork. So good luck to the students
at ‘Straight A’s Academy!'” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I’d been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally got to take a
popular finance course. I went to the bookstore to buy the text and was shocked to
find out that it would cost me $96. I asked how much it was worth if I
sold it back at the end of the semester.
“You’ll get $24,” said the clerk.
“This is insane,” I protested as I wrote out the check.
“I know,” replied the clerk sympathetically. “I’ve always thought that a person who
buys a finance book for $96 and then sells it back for $24 should fail the course.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a newly released prisoner on a plane home. In the same plane are some of the most dangerous
criminals in the country, who take over the plane. He must stop them!
Answer: “Con Air” (1997).
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
Four teenagers cover up a crime when they run over a man and then dump his body. Later they
receive an ominous letter from someone who knows their secret. Name the movie.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Each group of definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing. The length of the words in each group is provided.
1) a small bundle & a pointed stake for a fence & a small isolated area or group (6 letters)
2) to express in words & not freshly made & to look fixedly at something (5 letters)
3) a dance that conveys a story & a makeshift bed & a hammer-like implement (6 letters)
4) a local branch of a society & a mercantile lease of a ship & to talk incessantly (7 letters)
ANSWER: 1) packet, picket, pocket
2) state, stale, stare
3) ballet, pallet, mallet
4) chapter, charter, chatter
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
The following four (4) clues are the definitions of words that have been jumbled below and turned into anagrams. Your job is to correctly unravel the anagrams and then place them next to their proper definition. Good luck!
- The formal activities conducted on some important public or state occasion.
- Extremely funny.
- Exhilarated or stupefied by, or as if by alcohol.
- Causing serious thoughts, or a grave mood.
Jumbled Anagrams:
Hi! Our sail
One mercy
Melons
Bare in diet
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