WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 15th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
An old lady got off the plane and went to the customs to be cleared.
She held her bag which contained her belongings.
“Do you have anything to show, Ma’am?” The customs officer asked.
She dropped her bag for him to search. After the bag had been duly searched,
he handed it back to her. “Anything else?” He asked.
“No, Sire.” She replied.
“What is in that bottle, ma’am,” he asked, referring to a bottle She dropped on the table.
“Oh just some holy water. I am coming from Jerusalem.”
The officer opened it and took a sip. “This does not look or taste like water to me. Isn’t this wine?”
The lady’s eyes widened. “Holy Mackerel and biscuits. Jesus has done it again!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A five-year-old girl who ran a lemonade stand in London was fined $195 for not having
the proper trading permit. See, this is why I make my kids open their lemonade
stands offshore on the Cayman Islands.” -James Corden
“According to Vanity Fair, the Queen of England has four alcoholic beverages every day,
including a glass of champagne before bed. Champagne before bed?
Who does she think she is, herself?” -Seth Meyers
“A new study finds that George Clooney has the most handsome face because of his
eyes, nose, chin, and mouth. In other words, he has the most
handsome face because of his face.” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A Swiss guy in New York is looking for directions, so he pulls up at
a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.
“Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.
The two Americans just stare at him.
“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries. The two continue to stare.
“Parlare Italiano?” No response.
“Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns
to the second and says, “Y’know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.”
“Why?” says the other. “That guy knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Four teenagers cover up a crime when they run over a man and then dump his body. Later they
receive an ominous letter from someone who knows their secret. Name the movie.
Answer: I Know What You Did Last Summer!
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about the true story of mountain climber Heinrich Harrer and his friendship with the young Dalai Lama.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
The following four (4) clues are the definitions of words that have been jumbled below and turned into anagrams. Your job is to correctly unravel the anagrams and then place them next to their proper definition. Good luck!
- The formal activities conducted on some important public or state occasion.
- Extremely funny.
- Exhilarated or stupefied by, or as if by alcohol.
- Causing serious thoughts, or a grave mood.
Jumbled Anagrams:
Hi! Our sail
One mercy
Melons
Bare in diet
ANSWER: Anagrams:
Hi! Our sail – Hilarious
One mercy – Ceremony
Melons – Solemn
Bare in diet – Inebriated
Rearranged anagrams now placed next to their correct definition:
- The formal activities conducted on some important public or state occasion – Ceremony
- Extremely funny – Hilarious
- Exhilarated or stupefied by, or as if by alcohol – Inebriated
- Causing serious thoughts, or a grave mood – Solemn
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Below are ten clues, each of which relates to the first line of a different Christmas carol or song. Unlike the title of the teaser, these clues only have the first letters of each of the words.
Can you figure out what songs they are?
- CROAOF
- IDOAWC
- RTRNRHAVSN
- GGROBAR
- IHABCWY
- ISMKSC
- OTFDOCMTLGTM
- FTSWAJHS
- IBMBOJHSSOM
- JBJBJBR
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