WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 16th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
A tobacco company sent Dave several packages of cigarettes with the explanation:
“We are sending you some of our finest cigarettes. We hope you enjoy them and will want more.”
After several months the tobacco company received this reply from Dave:
“I got your cigarettes and soaked them in a quart of water which I sprayed on
my bug-infested rosebushes. Every bug died!
These cigarettes make best poison ever! Please send me some more
next month in case any bugs survived.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“According to a new study, people who live near trees are richer, smarter, and healthier
- and people who live in trees make more cookies.” -Seth Meyers
“Wal-Mart is testing out an app that would allow shoppers to skip the checkout line.
Currently that service is known as shoplifting.” -Conan O’Brien 😁😁
“Brace yourself, because Kraft has announced that they’ve gone natural. I first assumed
that natural meant they were doing their products in the buff. But they mean they have
removed all artificial preservatives, flavors, and dyes from their classic Mac and Cheese
recipe. I don’t get it. I was not aware, first of all, that a packet of
orange dust was a technically a recipe.” -Stephen Colbert
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One of my first assignments as a trainee in an auto-body shop was
a car needing a new fender and some door repairs.
I spent hours doing a perfect job, but when the owner came to
pick it up, he wasn’t pleased.
“What’s wrong?” I asked.
Pointing to the side of the car, he complained about the paint not matching,
uneven gaps between panels, and a host of other problems.
He demanded an explanation.
“The repairs were to the other side,” I noted. 😮😮
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about the true story of mountain climber Heinrich Harrer
and his friendship with the young Dalai Lama.
Answer: “Seven Years in Tibet” (1997)
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a man inciting a war between China and the UK so he can gain
exclusive global media coverage. Name this “007” movie.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Below are ten clues, each of which relates to the first line of a different Christmas carol or song. Unlike the title of the teaser, these clues only have the first letters of each of the words.
Can you figure out what songs they are?
- CROAOF
- IDOAWC
- RTRNRHAVSN
- GGROBAR
- IHABCWY
- ISMKSC
- OTFDOCMTLGTM
- FTSWAJHS
- IBMBOJHSSOM
- JBJBJBR
ANSWER: 1. A Christmas Song (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…)
- White Christmas (I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…)
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose…)
- Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer (Grandma got run over by a reindeer…)
- Blue Christmas (I’ll have a blue Christmas without you…)
- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus…)
- The 12 Days of Christmas (On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…)
- Frosty, the Snowman (Frosty, the snowman, was a jolly, happy soul…)
- I’m Gettin’ Nothin’ for Christmas (I broke my bat on Johnny’s head, somebody snitched on me…)
- Jingle Bell Rock (Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock…)
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
This teaser is based on ‘funny’ alternative definitions a word could have if you broke the word up into its syllables and treated the syllables as words in themselves. I will provide a list of words or names and a list of definitions, it is your job to match them up.
They are meant to be a bit light hearted and may not have perfect pronunciation so work the words in your head a bit. Having the definitions should provide help in this regard. Also note that sometimes the ‘new word’ syllables may not only be using one syllable in the word.
An example would be:
Word: Contemplate “Con template”: A stencil that criminals are made from.
Words:
Primate
Innovation
Awesome
Control
Bernadette
Definitions:
A short, ugly inmate
The act of removing your spouse from in front of the TV
A rousing applause for the motel/hotel
The act of torching a mortgage
A unit of measurement for the number of rowing implements used
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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