WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 17th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly
sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
“Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband. He hadn’t, so she asks him to look
in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees
two little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains
what is happening and demands an explanation.
“Please sir,” says the waiter, “what did you order?”
The husband replies, “Chicken Surprise.”
“Ah! So sorry,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck.” 😮😂😂
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“In the world of healthcare, the FDA has approved the first pill with a digital sensor that
signals doctors when patients have taken their medicine. The doctors say they invented
the pill to make sure that their patients are taking their medication. I still think it would
be more effective if they went with my plan of making
all pills taste like Cool Ranch Doritos.” -James Corden
“A Florida man is refusing to give up his ’emotional support squirrel’ even though his condo
association is threatening to evict him. Of course it’s stressful times like these when the
comforting embrace of a squirrel helps the most.” -Seth Meyers
“A federal court ruled that sharing your Netflix password is now a federal crime.
So if you’ve been looking for a way to send your parents to prison,
here’s your chance.” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young college girl came running in tears to her father. “Dad,
you gave me some terrible financial advice!” she cried.
“I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad.
“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”
“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the world,” he said.
“Surely there must be some mistake.”
“I don’t think so,” she sniffed. “They just returned one of my checks
with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.” 😮😮
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a man inciting a war between China and the UK so he can gain
exclusive global media coverage. Name this “007” movie.
Answer: “Tomorrow Never Dies” (1997)
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This lady’s best friend is getting married and suddenly she realizes that she is in love with him. She must stop him marrying and let him know how she feels about him!
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
This teaser is based on ‘funny’ alternative definitions a word could have if you broke the word up into its syllables and treated the syllables as words in themselves. I will provide a list of words or names and a list of definitions; it is your job to match them up.
They are meant to be a bit lighthearted and may not have perfect pronunciation so work the words in your head a bit. Having the definitions should provide help in this regard. Also note that sometimes the ‘new word’ syllables may not only be using one syllable in the word.
An example would be:
Word: Contemplate “Con template”: A stencil that criminals are made from.
Words:
Primate
Innovation
Awesome
Control
Bernadette
Definitions:
A short, ugly inmate
The act of removing your spouse from in front of the TV
A rousing applause for the motel/hotel
The act of torching a mortgage
A unit of measurement for the number of rowing implements used
ANSWER: Primate – ‘Pry mate’: The act of removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Innovation – ‘Inn ovation’: A rousing applause for the motel/hotel
Awesome – ‘Oar sum’ : A unit of measurement for the number of rowing implements used
Control – ‘Con troll’ : A short, ugly inmate
Bernadette – ‘Burn a debt’ : The act of torching a mortgage
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Boys Billy, Lenny, and Samuel, and girls Jessica and Lindsay all go to the same school and take different classes. Each child got a different grade in a different class with a different teacher.
Kids: Billy, Lenny, Samuel, Jessica, and Lindsay
Teachers: Mr. Briggs, Mrs. Cooper, Mrs. Minn, Mr. Bobo, and Mrs. Runner
Grades: A, B, C, A-, and D
Subjects: Math, English, Science, History, and Physical Ed.
- The 2 people who got A’s have names that end in Y.
- The math student got a similar grade to Billy, but a little lower.
- Mrs. Runner was sad to hand out a D to her student.
- The C student loved her field trips, but isn’t a good test taker.
- The Physical Education teacher is a male teaching a female, while the math teacher is female and teaches a male student.
- Jessica and Lindsay didn’t get the highest or lowest grades out of the group; they got either a B or a C.
- Mr. Bobo was the best Science teacher at the school, but Lenny didn’t have him.
- Samuel really didn’t want to show his parents his report card because of the low grade he got from Mrs. Runner.
- Mrs. Minn’s history class was the only class that had field trips and Lindsay loved them!
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